Let’s get physical, physical / I want to get physical / Let’s get into physical /Let me hear your body talk, your body talk /Let me hear your body talk
I’ve been patient, I’ve been good /Tried to keep myself under blanket wrap /It’s gettin’ hard letting this lard turn to fat /If you know what I mean
Maybe Goat would be kind enough to explain how the creature in “Alien” went from being the size of a housecat when it burst out of John Hurt’s chest to ten feet tall the next time anybody sees it.
I’d like to mention my own contribution to science, namely, Rog’s Uncertainty Principle, which states: “If I know exactly where I am, I have no idea what I’m doing — and vice-versa.”
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
But it doesn’t explain why you’re getting fatter.
NErDysprosium almost 5 years ago
The “Bill Nye the Science Guy” theme song is now stuck in my head. Hopefully, when you read this, it’ll get stuck in you’re head, too!
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
Pig, you don’t preserve the mass, you increase it as you eat. Also, you’re not a closed system.
Kveldulf almost 5 years ago
Sorry, Pig, but Goat told you it has to be a closed system. Every time you open your mouth, you ruin everything.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Let’s get physical, physical / I want to get physical / Let’s get into physical /Let me hear your body talk, your body talk /Let me hear your body talk
I’ve been patient, I’ve been good /Tried to keep myself under blanket wrap /It’s gettin’ hard letting this lard turn to fat /If you know what I mean
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But the mass can be converted to an equivalent amount of energy. It’s the law of workouts…
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Pig without his mass is useless for bacon , ham , and so on .
dadoctah almost 5 years ago
Maybe Goat would be kind enough to explain how the creature in “Alien” went from being the size of a housecat when it burst out of John Hurt’s chest to ten feet tall the next time anybody sees it.
Yontrop almost 5 years ago
Pig, you are not a closed system.
Yontrop almost 5 years ago
Goat, I believe Einstein revoked that law.
halibaitor almost 5 years ago
Mmmmmm, bacon .
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Pig you eat ….thus the mass ….. The End . ……. Croc Power !
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Does a closed mind count?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
However….The mass can be changed in shape, however….like pork loin, pork chops, BACON……just kidding PIG!
Seed_drill almost 5 years ago
Actually, for a member of his species Pig is pretty svelte.
Snoots almost 5 years ago
Is it even possible for a pig to be “not fat”? It’s like a giraffe being upset because it’s tall.
ForbesField almost 5 years ago
Somebody told me that atoms have mass. I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
RetFor almost 5 years ago
The law of conservation of mass is why the more Christians there are, the less religious they get.
txmystic almost 5 years ago
…To be found in volume MCXI of the Journal of Rationalizations
eladee AKA Wally almost 5 years ago
Pig are round. And we love him that way!!!!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Pigs (and people) aren’t “closed systems”. Though I’ve met quite a few whose brains seem to be.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Pig is a physics Genius but a physical Wreck. Is there a paradox in here somewhere?
rogthedodge1 almost 5 years ago
I’d like to mention my own contribution to science, namely, Rog’s Uncertainty Principle, which states: “If I know exactly where I am, I have no idea what I’m doing — and vice-versa.”
Steverino Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Nope: Goat forgot the rest of the Second Law of Thermodynamic
Love2laugh almost 5 years ago
This is kind of sad.