Saxophones are glorified boomerangs, but they do sound good
That’s just a normal trumpet. The only thing they’re good for is Jazz.
That’s a trombone in 7th.
Maybe he lives in El Paso?
Typhoon or Cyclone, unless you’re talking to someone REALLY pendantic, in which case, Typhoons are in the Pacific and Cyclones are in the Indian (as opposed to Hurricanes in the Atlantic). Of course, if you wanted to be pendantic about the pronunciation, then you could go with what I’ve always been told is the British pronunciation, which has a soft “a” at the end (pronounced hurr-eh-cun, rhymes with none).
Nope, “bendy horn” is the real name for “french horn”
“Ah, so you’re free in 9 years and a day? Great, see you then!”
Yes, but they always (somehow) end up worse than Pig.
Your profile picture is quite fitting for this thread.
As someone who plays sousaphone, I’m gonna say “false.”