Recent Comments

1. about 2 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The Duck Tape on my shoe is orange (when I got my car [used], it had a roll of orange Duck brand tape in the trunk that I’ve been using for all my Duck Tape related problems and solutions.

2. about 15 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   First my shoe, then stupid people, is there anything duct tape can’t fix?

3. about 15 hours ago on Ask a Portly Syndicate Person

   Thanks!!

   I’m glad it isn’t J Francis; I’ve been thinking all day about how it doesn’t look like him, but I couldn’t figure out who else it would be.

4. 1 day ago on Ask a Portly Syndicate Person

   My first impression when I saw J Francis in the tub was “Putin.” Is that bad?

5. 10 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Tulips in the Netherlands were worth their weight in gold (or something like that), then there were so many that the prices plummeted, so now everyone had worthless tulips and no money. Gocomics is saying the same thing will happen here with the Bank ’O Figs

6. 11 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   You’re not the only one.

7. 11 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   His username is reply enough

8. 11 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Prophetic, much?

9. 11 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well, looks like Zebra’s gonna have to cancel the Olympics. I guess the crocs won’t get their complementary meals after all.

10. 13 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    And now I won’t be able to sleep. Thanks!