The Duck Tape on my shoe is orange (when I got my car [used], it had a roll of orange Duck brand tape in the trunk that I’ve been using for all my Duck Tape related problems and solutions.
First my shoe, then stupid people, is there anything duct tape can’t fix?
I’m glad it isn’t J Francis; I’ve been thinking all day about how it doesn’t look like him, but I couldn’t figure out who else it would be.
My first impression when I saw J Francis in the tub was “Putin.” Is that bad?
Tulips in the Netherlands were worth their weight in gold (or something like that), then there were so many that the prices plummeted, so now everyone had worthless tulips and no money. Gocomics is saying the same thing will happen here with the Bank ’O Figs
You’re not the only one.
His username is reply enough
Well, looks like Zebra’s gonna have to cancel the Olympics. I guess the crocs won’t get their complementary meals after all.
And now I won’t be able to sleep. Thanks!