Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hey, I’m that goofy uncle!

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Preparing for Uncle Stephan’s arrival

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    Well, I became an uncle on Thanksgiving Day; I haven’t even met my nephew yet. So I can’t get in the box yet… unless I do something goofy with my stepsisters’ kids rather than my brother’s son.

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    DarthDurinsBANEling  4 months ago

    We need those for politicians.

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    stick&rudder  4 months ago

    Uncle Sam, perhaps?

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    highrollerhydra87  4 months ago

    Rat for Smash.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Note to Pig: with a quick flip of the flaps, the box can become the Goofy Rat Box.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 4 months ago

    As long as Rat’s in the box, why don’t we close it for the holidays!

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    Jimmy90403  4 months ago

    “Crap!” He said “Crap!” Where’s the comics censor when we need him?

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    gocomics  4 months ago

    Goat’s cup handle is… oh, wait, outdoors strip, never mind.

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  4 months ago

    Had an uncle who would fit perfectly in that box, wish my mum and dad knew that earlier on!!

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    jackh  4 months ago

    I’m the goofy grandpa. I hope the kids don’t see this

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    Gent  4 months ago

    I’ll bet Rat’s uncle is one mean ol’ vermin.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Ah, some of the intolerant millennials today. They want everyone they don’t like and those who don’t agree with them to be chained and put into a box!

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    dlkrueger33  4 months ago

    Sounds almost kinky.

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    SquawkTron  4 months ago

    But I really like my goofy uncle, Rat.

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    EcurbYkspohs  4 months ago

    Well it’s uncle’s money so he can be as goofy as he wants :-)

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    Chain, duct tape and goofy uncle not included.

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    Fred  4 months ago

    some families prefer to box all of their issues up for the holidays…

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    dadoctah  4 months ago

    I can’t use that. Mom was an only child, Dad was an only child, so I have never had an actual uncle.

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    david_weinstock  4 months ago

    uncle goofy was played by howie morris in ‘this is your story’ episode, featuring sid caesar as al dunphy. nobody else could have played that part

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    YippiKiAyMofo  4 months ago

    Hey! I resemble that remark!

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    SusieB  4 months ago

    Like “pull my finger”?

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    jonesbeltone  4 months ago

    Have one for the daffy wife and the drunken husband?

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    chinagrove  4 months ago

    It’s like potato chips,no one can have “just” one…10 boxes please!

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    I’m the Crazy Uncle. Can I have a box, too?

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    Dianne Lee Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’ve got some relatives that would consider me goofy. But, it’s a fair deal. If they’d just put a plate of Turkey with the fixings in that box, I’d prefer spending time sitting in it rather than having to listen to them.

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    favm  4 months ago

    The box is free when you buy the duct tape and chain set.

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    Chrisstopher  4 months ago

    Our local DJ coined a term yesterday: Drunkle

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    Al Nala  4 months ago

    Has anyone EVER seen Goofy’s uncle?

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    Ratbrat  4 months ago

    My hubs is a goofy uncle and all (there are a lot of them) the nieces, nephews, grand nephs and nieces simply adore him.

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    Sharon L. Smatusek Harris  4 months ago

    There are families who would love that gift…

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    skipper1992  4 months ago

    Won’t work. My cat will jump in the box and there won’t be room for the goofy uncle.

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    Pickled Pete  4 months ago

    Uncle Donald won’t fit , and even if you got him cornered in it , he’d lie his way out .

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh crap…I just realized that with no living Uncles or Aunts, and my 2 older brothers both having children, I’M the “GOOFY UNCLE”…

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    Cornelius Noodleman  4 months ago

    I always liked the box better than the toy!

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Yes, but is the sealed-in uncle alive or dead?

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    chris_weaver  4 months ago

    It would come in handy around Thanksgiving dinner!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  4 months ago

    Well, at least it’s not a goofy grandpa box.

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    rugeirn  4 months ago

    Chain and duct tape come with the box. The locks for the chains are extra. Handcuffs are only in the deluxe package with the 50 Shades of Grey tie-in decor.

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    neatslob Premium Member 4 months ago

    Postage to Timbuktu not included.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Quick, Goat and Pig! Shut, seal, and deliver!

    Bye bye, Rat! (Sucker!)

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    rgcviper  4 months ago

    Is it ironic that Rat himself went right into the Goofy Uncle Box? Does he have nieces/nephews we don’t know about?

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    einarbt  3 months ago

    Rat is in the box, apply chains and tape, Pig.

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