Well, I became an uncle on Thanksgiving Day; I haven’t even met my nephew yet. So I can’t get in the box yet… unless I do something goofy with my stepsisters’ kids rather than my brother’s son.
I’ve got some relatives that would consider me goofy. But, it’s a fair deal. If they’d just put a plate of Turkey with the fixings in that box, I’d prefer spending time sitting in it rather than having to listen to them.
Chain and duct tape come with the box. The locks for the chains are extra. Handcuffs are only in the deluxe package with the 50 Shades of Grey tie-in decor.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Hey, I’m that goofy uncle!
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Preparing for Uncle Stephan’s arrival
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Well, I became an uncle on Thanksgiving Day; I haven’t even met my nephew yet. So I can’t get in the box yet… unless I do something goofy with my stepsisters’ kids rather than my brother’s son.
DarthRevan over 5 years ago
We need those for politicians.
stick&rudder over 5 years ago
Uncle Sam, perhaps?
glowing-steak32 over 5 years ago
Rat for Smash.
Bilan over 5 years ago
Note to Pig: with a quick flip of the flaps, the box can become the Goofy Rat Box.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago
As long as Rat’s in the box, why don’t we close it for the holidays!
Jimmy90403 over 5 years ago
“Crap!” He said “Crap!” Where’s the comics censor when we need him?
gocomics over 5 years ago
Goat’s cup handle is… oh, wait, outdoors strip, never mind.
Gent over 5 years ago
I’ll bet Rat’s uncle is one mean ol’ vermin.
Gent over 5 years ago
Ah, some of the intolerant millennials today. They want everyone they don’t like and those who don’t agree with them to be chained and put into a box!
dlkrueger33 over 5 years ago
Sounds almost kinky.
over 5 years ago
But I really like my goofy uncle, Rat.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Well it’s uncle’s money so he can be as goofy as he wants :-)
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
Chain, duct tape and goofy uncle not included.
Fred over 5 years ago
some families prefer to box all of their issues up for the holidays…
dadoctah over 5 years ago
I can’t use that. Mom was an only child, Dad was an only child, so I have never had an actual uncle.
YippiKiAyMofo over 5 years ago
Hey! I resemble that remark!
SusieB over 5 years ago
Like “pull my finger”?
jonesbeltone over 5 years ago
Have one for the daffy wife and the drunken husband?
Popcorn over 5 years ago
It’s like potato chips,no one can have “just” one…10 boxes please!
enigmamz over 5 years ago
I’m the Crazy Uncle. Can I have a box, too?
Diane Lee Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’ve got some relatives that would consider me goofy. But, it’s a fair deal. If they’d just put a plate of Turkey with the fixings in that box, I’d prefer spending time sitting in it rather than having to listen to them.
favm over 5 years ago
The box is free when you buy the duct tape and chain set.
Chrisstopher over 5 years ago
Our local DJ coined a term yesterday: Drunkle
Al Nala over 5 years ago
Has anyone EVER seen Goofy’s uncle?
Ratbrat over 5 years ago
My hubs is a goofy uncle and all (there are a lot of them) the nieces, nephews, grand nephs and nieces simply adore him.
skipper1992 over 5 years ago
Won’t work. My cat will jump in the box and there won’t be room for the goofy uncle.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh crap…I just realized that with no living Uncles or Aunts, and my 2 older brothers both having children, I’M the “GOOFY UNCLE”…
Cornelius Noodleman over 5 years ago
I always liked the box better than the toy!
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Yes, but is the sealed-in uncle alive or dead?
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
It would come in handy around Thanksgiving dinner!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
Well, at least it’s not a goofy grandpa box.
rugeirn over 5 years ago
Chain and duct tape come with the box. The locks for the chains are extra. Handcuffs are only in the deluxe package with the 50 Shades of Grey tie-in decor.
codedaddy over 5 years ago
Huh?
neatslob Premium Member over 5 years ago
Postage to Timbuktu not included.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Quick, Goat and Pig! Shut, seal, and deliver!
Bye bye, Rat! (Sucker!)
rgcviper over 5 years ago
Is it ironic that Rat himself went right into the Goofy Uncle Box? Does he have nieces/nephews we don’t know about?
einarbt over 5 years ago
Rat is in the box, apply chains and tape, Pig.