Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2017


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The first and last time Rat is going to something decent.


    No good deed goes unpunished.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 2 years ago

    Does the first one to make a Hitler reference win a prize?

    ’Cause a lot of people think they do.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    What was Gandhi’s saying about an eye for an eye?

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    Hand grenades are pretty frank.

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    comic4matt  over 2 years ago

    Don’t lie Rat, we all know you left those grenades there…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No killing, huh? So maiming is okay?

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    The Commie threw first!

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    cdgar  over 2 years ago

    Differences of opinion?

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    scpandich  over 2 years ago

    Is Rat feeling all right? This was strangely altruistic on his part.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 2 years ago

    Inert hand grenades at that – the spoons didn’t pop off.

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    Melki Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That would DEFINITELY be the result!

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    Kaputnik  over 2 years ago

    He eats cracker barrels?

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member over 2 years ago

    How does Joe deal with the fact that his president is in love with commie Putin?

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    jmwe29  over 2 years ago

    State of America- idiot vs idiot

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    AtariDragon  over 2 years ago

    Good walls make good neighbors. Ideally, walls too high to throw hand grenades over.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Rat just did that since he likes seeing people beat each other up! He KNOWS the Reichwingnuts won’t stop until EVERYONE is Goosestepping in time with Der Drumpenfuhrer!

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 2 years ago

    blame the media not politics for this divisivness

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    kauri44  over 2 years ago

    Is this the first time we’ve seen a human male character (other than cartoon Stephan) who isn’t completely bald?

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That looks more like a Box o’ Rebellion!

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    darth_geekboy  over 2 years ago

    a conservative who supported dRUMPf is NOT a true conservative. and if one side believes in creationism, there’s really no debating that side.

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    Number Three  over 2 years ago

    I thought those hand grenades were pine cones at first glance. Haha.


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    TheWildSow  over 2 years ago

    They blew up the box.

    BTW, we’re liberal as all getout and we love Cracker Barrel. And think Whole Paycheck Foods is ridiculous.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    By putting them together, Rat, you’re letting each confirm for himself close-up that the other is a monster. Then, it’s clobberin’ time!

    Be proud of yourself, Rat. You’re the instigator of the Ethnic Cleansing in a Box….

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    windfinder  over 2 years ago

    Hey, where is guard duck when you need him?

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    jackhs  over 2 years ago

    Viva la FOX!

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    Ned Dickens  11 months ago

    They’re not dead yet, so technically no reconciliation rules broken!

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