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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat, whatcha doing? Goat: Practicing my singing. I've been taking voice lessons. Pig: Good. How's it going? Goat: Okay, except for the high notes. I don't know why, but the treble range is hard for me. Pig: You really struggle with it? Goat: Yeah. So much so that when I sing it, I scrunch up my face, giving it this deep, furrowy look... or at least that's what my voice teacher told me yesterday. Rat: What are you guys talking about? Goat: Yesterday, all my trebles seemed so furrowy. Rat: God. I hate this comic strip. Goat: Let it be.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
“Happiness is a warm gun aimed at a cartoonist.” (Rat)
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Oh, goody. Beatles-related pun.
cdgar over 8 years ago
Obviously, The Beatles weren’t thinking of Stephan when they wrote that song.
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
Saw that pun coming from the third panel.
Dobie Takahama over 8 years ago
So much win in this comic! 2 Beatles refs in on comic! Awesome!
KZ71 over 8 years ago
You know, PBS would be funnier if they stopped resorting to puns… the occasional one is funny, but not a whole franchise of them.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
#9#9#9#9#9#9
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Oh, c’mon, Rat. You know you like it. Just because Cartoon-Boy pays you to be the Heel in the PBS franchise doesn’t mean you can’t lighten up once in a while. Today’s wordplay was pretty decent, for Cartoon-Boy….
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
At least he would end on a high note.
dadoctah over 8 years ago
Help me get my feedbag on the ground?
DamnHappyChappy over 8 years ago
I never see the pun coming as i do not look for it. I just love the punch lines when they comes. This one really made me laugh, I mean “furrowy” that takes imagination (y)
rshive over 8 years ago
Any pun is worth the effort to set it up.
Defect Premium Member over 8 years ago
I don’t look for the puns, but it was obvious to me that panel one was a set up for something horrible….
goalgo over 8 years ago
now we know why she had to go she need not say
bigbadpete over 8 years ago
Didn’t see the pun coming. As funny as the ’dunk rye for me Arch and Tina". Pastis is the master of puns!
TheVernalPool over 8 years ago
You’ve got to hide your puns away……
Jason Thomas Premium Member over 8 years ago
This one was a pleasure. Well done!
lotsalaffs Premium Member over 8 years ago
Kudos!
Arty8846 over 8 years ago
I must be a masochist. That hurt so good.
ArfArf88 over 8 years ago
royalties.
puddlesplatt over 8 years ago
do you get headachs much Mr. Pastis?
Ratbrat over 8 years ago
Love it!
rgcviper over 8 years ago
I saw the pun coming, but it didn’t hit me until the last panel. Well done, Pastis. (Although I’ll still give this one a [face-palm] …)
me over 8 years ago
I see what you did there. And – isn’t it good!
Snoopy_Fan over 8 years ago
Pastis is a real Nowhere Man…
Snoopy_Fan over 8 years ago
I hear Paul is dead…
or maybe it was Bob…
sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Another 2/3 pun….. P. U.!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 8 years ago
Steph had a hard day’s night coming up with today’s kartune!
steverinoCT over 8 years ago
“Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be…”
doublepaw over 8 years ago
Takes long arms to reach that far for a pun.
Gregory J Daly over 8 years ago
I love this comic strip and how self depricating Stephan Pastis can be.
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
Stephan’s puns always seem to take the long and winding road.
A_NY_Outlaw over 8 years ago
Goat is getting as bad as Pig with the puns. Long live Pastis!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
How can anyone not like PBS? Personally, I read it Eight Days a Week.
RACerri32 over 8 years ago
Ah, wistful words of wisdom to make my morning ROFL
the lost wizard over 8 years ago
LET IT BE? MORE LIKE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IF I HEAR ANOTHER PUN LIKE THAT.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Have you seen the little Piggy, talking with the Goat?
BudsGlory over 8 years ago
Guess that one was for my great-grandfather
felinefan55 Premium Member over 8 years ago
When goat mentioned problems hitting the high notes I figured someone (Rat) would help him reach them by hitting him in the oompa-loompas.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 8 years ago
I had intended to curse Cartoon-Boy for defiling the Great Lennon, but after reading the responses I can see that it would only have led to a cry of “ONO!”
Rhododendron over 8 years ago
What is Rat’s problem? Treble? Furrowy? This is a high-brow joke.
Piksea Premium Member over 8 years ago
I bet it’s really really difficult to come up with all of these truly groanworthy puns. Impressive work, Mr. Pastis!!!
NWdryad over 8 years ago
I don’t know who is worse today, Stephen, you or Pab.
Edit Dolven Premium Member over 8 years ago
God, I love this comic strip!!
sunchaunzo over 8 years ago
Will Sir Paul be flattered, amused or will he sue?
Number Three over 8 years ago
I love The Beatles!
xxx
Arianne over 8 years ago
All the punnly people, where do they all come from? All the punnly people, where do they all belong?
Arianne over 8 years ago
Cartoon-boy, you’re gonna carry that weight a long time.I’m surprised Rat didn’t bring his silver hammer!
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
As a lover of puns, I am rating this one first class. When I get to PBS, it always brightens my day. Good Day, Sunshine! Sun, sun, sun, here it comes!
rorygmw Premium Member over 8 years ago
The worse the pun, the better I like it.
jenifer flower over 8 years ago
much better punning in mid-week;for is not the measure of a truly good pun- how much it makes one wince?!?!?!?hence, no punny Sunday- rather Wince-day… ;-)
EdFenster Premium Member over 8 years ago
But it looks like it is here to stay.
tuggrover over 8 years ago
LOL! I love this comic
claire de la lune. over 8 years ago
That’s a day in the life of a cartoonist.Hehe.
claire de la lune. over 8 years ago
…I hope at least one person got that…
Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago
a pun is a pun when it’s used to spread funa pun simply put, is a ray from the sunso pastis is truly enjoying this dayby spreading some fun from a pun in a memorial way
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 8 years ago
I hate the Beatles, but this pun is definitely groan-worthy! Well done, Stephan!
Trydge over 8 years ago
Saw this pun coming from the second panel. I’m really getting to know this guy – scary!
unclesamhain over 8 years ago
Happiness is a warm goon.
heatherjasper over 8 years ago
What?
Jude10101 about 7 years ago
beatles
LilPeruna over 2 years ago
I actually was thinking, partway through this strip, how is Stephan going to get Goat to say: ‘nobody knows the TREBLES I’ve seen’! Nice curveball!