I am 2 years old with over 50 years experience!!!!!
I’ll take lemon-marshmallow; that sounds good!
Suddenly, I’m flashing on George Carlin’s routine about “Stuff”!
This one of many reasons I had only child.
I doubt that.
…..and I will love him and squeeze him and call him George…
I love kids too; as long as they ARE my own!
Now now, Elly. She can’t learn from her mistakes is she isn’t allowed to make any.
When my daughter was little, I made up kid-friendly “curse” words. Dumb, Dodo, Bird brain, Bop nose, Stupid moo. Works like a charm!
You are officially Stepdad of the Year!!!