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Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 27, 2020

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    jagedlo  2 months ago

    Your Sunday break from the Peppermint Patty situation!

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    charlenelin1201  2 months ago

    Some kind of hero.

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    wjones  2 months ago

    His life depends on him wanting to die

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    VegaAlopex  2 months ago

    He wanted closure. He found his story endless.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    always the short story writer you are, Snoopy

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    wesleylscott1  2 months ago

    He wanted life, he found only death. The End…..

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    VegaAlopex  2 months ago

    He wanted closure. He found his story endless.

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    YukonGrizz  2 months ago

    Starting and ending a story are the hardest parts.

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    su43dipta  2 months ago

    Finish with this: “He wanted to live, he found death”!

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  2 months ago

    A shot rang out !!!   Cut to the closed casket viewing.

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    hammytech  2 months ago

    Sounds like Charlie Brown’s future eulogy…

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    therese_callahan2002  2 months ago

    “He took the blows, and did it his way.”

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    hagarthehorrible  2 months ago

    This puppy has a rich antonyms vocab. No wonder he is candid but melancholic writer.

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    dcdete.  2 months ago

    Dear Mr. Schulz. THAT is actually the perfect ending. Just look at the look on Snoopy’s face, breaking the fourth wall.

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    mrcooncat  2 months ago

    “He called her is melancholy baby … she had the shape of a melon, and the face of a Collie.”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 2 months ago

    So, alas, is the hero.

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    biglar  2 months ago

    When I was a kid in the early 80’s I had several paperback-novel-size Peanuts compilation books. I would read them over and over constantly. Since the “Home Run Record” thread started back in August we’ve come into a run of strips that were in those books. I remember each one so well that I could almost finish it from memory just by looking at the first panel.

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    Train 1911 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sounds like my life story

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    Baba27  2 months ago

    After he’d died, he went to hell. And realized he’d been there already.

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    rmercer Premium Member 2 months ago

    He wanted resolution.. He got it.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  2 months ago

    Snoopy is so poetic.

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    dexterwhite  2 months ago

    He found life…

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    dflak  2 months ago

    I never wanted to be rich; I just wanted to be happy – so far, so good.

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    Ralph Newbill  2 months ago

    He desired life, but he found only death.

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    Snoopy_Fan  2 months ago

    He wanted a bright and sunny day. All he got was a dark and stormy night.

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    preacherman  2 months ago

    Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield’s epitaph.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    That’ll teach him to die on opposite day.

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    Mumblix Premium Member 2 months ago

    There is a missing panel here. Before “And so our hero’s life ended….” there should be a panel that says “The last car drove away. It began to rain”.

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    Don’t worry, Snoopy, you have two more oppositions to go before you match Dickens, and his are all at the beginning!

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    mjb515  2 months ago

    You and Mr. Martin.

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    prrdh  2 months ago

    He hoped for new beginnings. He had found only

    THE END

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    Rise22  2 months ago

    He wanted a beginning….he got The End…

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    robcarroll1213  2 months ago

    What’s the opposite of “writer’s block”?

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    syzygy47  2 months ago

    Me, I’d say end it there, those opposites in apposition, followed by “It was a dark and stormy night.”

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    While finding a gun seems like a solution; finding God might be a good ending to this story…..

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    Snoopy seems to write stories more interesting than his usual opening would show us.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Outside, the sun began to rise and the storm lifted. It would be a bright and temperate day.”

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    He wanted it all to end…it didn’t!

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    frequency270  2 months ago

    He wanted finished paragraphs, he…

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    Back to Big Mike  2 months ago

    He wanted it all handed to him, and now he realized, he had to work for it. fin.

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    Buckeye67  2 months ago

    Why end it Snoopy, keep going you are on a roll. The readers won’t be able to put it down.

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    stamps  2 months ago

    It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 2 months ago

    He wanted some spaghetti with marinara sauce. He got egg noodles and ketchup.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 2 months ago

    He wanted a pill that would give him immortality, he got one that killed him instead. The end.

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    ComeOnMan  2 months ago

    “He wanted life, but got death.”

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    donwestonmysteries  2 months ago

    He wanted it to end. It was endless.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member 2 months ago

    Try cutting it after the first sentence.

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    knight1192a  2 months ago

    Sounds familar.

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    heathcliff2  2 months ago

    The Earth possesses much iron and is possessed of much irony.

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    dwane.scoty1  2 months ago

    “Suddenly, the human eating Sharkizoans landed in Yankee Stadium during the World Series!” There you go, Snoopy!

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    DCBakerEsq  2 months ago

    He wanted an ending. But all he got were beginnings.

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    World-Famous Author 1982  2 months ago

    Sounds like the story of my life!

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