Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 02, 2022

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Death pays all moral debts.

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    RAGs  4 months ago

    Just bury him in the yard.

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    HidariMak  4 months ago

    If he can escape death, and the concrete encasement, and the deep burial, and survive the embalming process, I doubt that a toddler-sized fence will contain him. And when did the cemetery train the necessary squirrels to keep watch from the corner towers?

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    GreasyOldTam  4 months ago

    “I’m gonna put him in jail until he rots. No, check that. I’m gonna put him in jail til the jail rots on top of him. Then I’ll put him in a new jail and let that jail rot.” —Judge Doc Hudson from “Cars”.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    This reminds me of a T-shirt ad that keeps popping up on my screen: Don’t piss off old people. The older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    Next time he’ll get Life.

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    Best model prisoner anywhere. Never complains. never fights. Never tries to escape.

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    zzeek  4 months ago

    He still gets life, after death.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 4 months ago

    But serving out the rest of the sentence in solitary confinement is a little harsh… :)

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 4 months ago

    Talk about “cruel and unusual punishment”.

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Better check for reincarnations so he can serve all those consecutive life sentences.

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    It appears that there are some things you CAN take with you.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    The sentence was Life plus 99 years.

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    boydjb47  4 months ago

    He must have been one bad dude.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I wonder where Bernie Madoff is buried?

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    H-m-m-m-m Seems I’m sensing a slight negative tone in today’s comments.

    This country has its pluses and minuses and obviously not everyone is happy about all that goes on. But, on the bright side, one is free to express opinions based on one’s own views and to hear the views of others without being forced to accept them. One is free to seek a job where he/she produces goods or services while raising a family – or not – and to use the net income as one chooses. One can pursue an education in any field of interest or change to another at any point.

    The list of possibilities is endless. So perhaps it is time to take another look at what surrounds us and maybe set a different goal for the future.

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  4 months ago

    Oh…must be a Black guy

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    Chris  4 months ago

    even after death, his crime must still be paid in time… too bad he’s got plenty of it left now.

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    What will the tomb of Trump look like? This seems a fitting inspiration.

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    carlzr  4 months ago

    Does he have to wear one of those electronic ankle bracelets?

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Did he get sentenced for being a fence selling stolen goods?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago

    Judge once sentenced a guy to two consecutive life sentences. The guy asked, “Judge, how can I do that?” Judge said, “Just do the best you can.”

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    ajakimber425  4 months ago

    Well, if he can escape that, then he’s a genius!

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    p1op2cor3n  4 months ago

    I like that judge.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Inspired by the Great Escape, he’ll trying digging a hole under the fence

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    alexius23  4 months ago

    Back in the day many families buried family members behind heavy bars so that grave robbers could not sell the bodies to Doctors or Medical Schools.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  4 months ago

    That’s not enough to hold in a zombie. Ref: The Serpent and the Rainbow. by Wade Davis

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    This comic features cemetery’s more than any other I know.

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    suñña  4 months ago

    Must be the grammar police.

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    AMBER1  4 months ago

    That’s been done, back in the late 1800’s.

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    rroush Premium Member 4 months ago

    Life plus 99 years.

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    boltjenkins1  4 months ago

    I don’t understand why they hand out sentences like 500 years when they could just give them life without parole and bail.

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    Night-Gaunt49  4 months ago

    Yogi Berra said: “If you don’t go to your friends’ funerals, they won’t come to yours.”

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh, that’s not necessary, he’s appeared before the highest judge of all at this point.

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    wiatr Premium Member 4 months ago

    When I was a child I used to imagine just such situation but buried on the prison grounds.

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