Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 13, 2021

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    EasternWoods  over 2 years ago

    Owning the company

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    Either Mars or Ceres watching the Sun melt the Earth.

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    Arbitrary  over 2 years ago

    “Denying my existence”.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    Doing a guest spot on Star Trek.

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    jmarkoff2  over 2 years ago

    On the planet Organia.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Just look where that got us.

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    “I plan to divide and conquer.”

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    PekCheeYong  over 2 years ago

    “I planned to adapt myself to the environment”

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    I probably still won’t have earned my wings. Somebody ring a bell.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    That’s Ronald McAmoeba and he says he’s going to have over 300 billion schisms.

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    dot-the-I  over 2 years ago

    “Anywhere out of this present soup we’re in.”

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    Lawrence.S  over 2 years ago

    Hey, not easy building furniture without opposable thumbs. And it’s got to be a status thing since they have no rear ends to sit on.

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    1953Baby  over 2 years ago

    Factoid from the book Gardenlust by Christopher Woods: “We share 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees and 60% of it with bananas.” Can’t get away from the fact that we are all part of the same picture. . .gorgeous pictures of gorgeous gardens and plants, BTW.

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    I always considered this to be a dumb interview question. My response is, “Where will the company be in 5 years?”

    It’s like asking a football coach what play he expects to run 5 downs from now. It depends on where we are on the field, down and distance, the score and the time remaining on the clock.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The amoebae have highly evolved math skills compared to most multicellular beings, some beyond humans.

    Consider: They multiply by dividing.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Having your job. Where do you see yourself?

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Gimme a minute. I need to absorb the implications.

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    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    ‘’I hope to be bread mold’’

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    wirepunchr  over 2 years ago

    I plan on being in my 50 millionth reincarnation.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    Uh, multicellular?

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    Recycled star dust, again…same old, same old.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Where do you see yourself in five years? That’s when you know the person interviewing doesn’t know how to interview.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Literal-minded applicant: In the mirror, same as always.

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    “I’d like to be a raging Tyranosaurus, but I’d settle for a feared virus… "

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    patrickab7  over 2 years ago

    Evolution is a mystery

    Full of change that no one sees

    Clock makes a fool of history

    Yesterday’s too long ago

    Dont agree with what I know

    Tomorrow is the place to be

    I see the line in the sand

    Time to find out who I am

    Looking back to see where I stand



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    Old27F20  over 2 years ago

    “Probably under some alien archeologists microscope. I think I’ll flip him the bird….just for giggles and grins.”

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    gbars70  over 2 years ago

    Shades of Gary Larson…

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    briangj2  over 2 years ago

    A 10 percent increase in brightness every billion years means that 3.5 billion years from today, the Sun will shine almost 40 percent brighter, which will boil Earth’s oceans, melt its ice caps, and strip all of the moisture from its atmosphere.

    Our planet, once bursting with life, will become unbearably hot, dry, and barren – like Venus.

    One day, about 4 or 5 billion years from now, the Sun will burn through its last gasp of hydrogen and start burning helium instead.

    It will then spend about a billion years expanding and burning helium in its core, with a shell around it where hydrogen is still able to fuse into helium.

    As the Sun sheds its outer layers, its mass will decrease, loosening its gravitational hold on all of the planets. So all of the planets orbiting the Sun will drift a little further away.

    Its atmosphere will stretch out to Mars’ current orbit, swallowing Mercury and Venus.

    Although the Sun’s atmosphere will reach Mars’ orbit, Mars will escape, as it will have wandered past the reach of the Sun’s expanding atmosphere.

    Earth, on the other hand, has two options: either escape the expanding Sun or be consumed by it. But even if our planet slips out of the Sun’s reach, the intense temperatures will burn it to a sad, dead crisp.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 2 years ago

    Extending and retracting my pseudopods to alter my shape.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 2 years ago

    What’s five billion years? I’m here for life.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    Performance as a measure of adaption. You don’t adapt you die.

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    JH&Cats  over 2 years ago

    I’d like to write a best-selling book called something like, “How to Interview for a Team of Winners.”

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