Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 10, 2021

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Does that also mean the patient gets paid per hour of waiting time or when the doctor starts whining?

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    The sign in the auto repair shop:

    Hourly rates:

    We do it: $50

    You watch us do it: $75

    You tell us how to do it: $100

    You help us do it: No cost. Your car will be behind the garage.

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    Whichever is greater.

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    EasternWoods  3 months ago

    That doctor is cheap. Mine does both. I think he’s a hybrid, or a dual personality

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    Baarorso  3 months ago

    The doctor shouldn’t lord over you. YOU are his defacto boss because your insurance payments pay for his needs and wants. YOU should control what goes.

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    The other sign is incomplete. It should read:

    Dr. Bill Siddon, T.H.I.S.

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    mikeyman  3 months ago

    I’ll give you something to whine about.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Does this (also) mean that the patient has to prepay or pay as they go?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  3 months ago

    Doctor Bill is not a real doctor, he just plays one on tv.

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    dot-the-I  3 months ago

    X10 if you get to whine on set during his hour live prime time show.

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    JohnCL  3 months ago

    The “hourly” charge is actually for 50 minutes.

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    MS72  3 months ago

    No more co-pays!

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    WaitingMan  3 months ago

    “You can Siddon my face. Where’s my waitress?”

    With apologies to Frank Zappa

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    well-i-never  3 months ago

    Hey! Celebrity Mental Health Matters too!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Does he offer cheese and crackers with the whines?

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Go into your garage or basement shop and complain aloud for an hour every time you feel the need. Doesn’t change things but takes a load off your family.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    I’m going Dr. L. VanPelt, her fees are much more reasonable.

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    Go next door to the bar. Get some wine and bar food, watch a meaningless event on TV, and feel better for a lot less. Sometimes the therapy is the cause of the PTSD.

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    ImaginaryFriend  3 months ago

    I guess this is a doctor that never wants to see Trump, who is always whining and does not pay his bills.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    This guy needs to go see Dr. Katz, who charges by the joke. :)

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    i only have female doctors and wouldn’t mind taking any one of them out for a little w(h)ine

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Half the explanation for why therapy works but many marriages don’t is the simple fact that you’ve got somebody willing to actually listen to you.

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    bepapa  3 months ago

    Specialist Dr. for Libs.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    For a small extra fee, you can get sparkling whine.

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    eboosler Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ahhh HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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    Night-Gaunt49  3 months ago

    Dr. Wong is very sharp. (she mainly deals with people who are suffering from coprophagy.)See Rick and Morty “Pickle Rick”.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  3 months ago

    Dr. Bill Sid Don? Am I missing something?

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ll call Dr. Whineberg.

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    buflogal!  3 months ago

    A good psychologist can save your life. The wrong one can make everything much worse, including leading you to suicide.

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    bakana  3 months ago

    I thought the formula was Per Hour plus a Surcharge Per Whine.

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