The doctor shouldn’t lord over you. YOU are his defacto boss because your insurance payments pay for his needs and wants. YOU should control what goes.
Go into your garage or basement shop and complain aloud for an hour every time you feel the need. Doesn’t change things but takes a load off your family.
Go next door to the bar. Get some wine and bar food, watch a meaningless event on TV, and feel better for a lot less. Sometimes the therapy is the cause of the PTSD.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Does that also mean the patient gets paid per hour of waiting time or when the doctor starts whining?
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
The sign in the auto repair shop:
Hourly rates:
We do it: $50
You watch us do it: $75
You tell us how to do it: $100
You help us do it: No cost. Your car will be behind the garage.
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
Whichever is greater.
EasternWoods almost 3 years ago
That doctor is cheap. Mine does both. I think he’s a hybrid, or a dual personality
Baarorso almost 3 years ago
The doctor shouldn’t lord over you. YOU are his defacto boss because your insurance payments pay for his needs and wants. YOU should control what goes.
Vilyehm almost 3 years ago
The other sign is incomplete. It should read:
Dr. Bill Siddon, T.H.I.S.
mikeyman almost 3 years ago
I’ll give you something to whine about.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Does this (also) mean that the patient has to prepay or pay as they go?
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 3 years ago
Doctor Bill is not a real doctor, he just plays one on tv.
dot-the-I almost 3 years ago
X10 if you get to whine on set during his hour live prime time show.
JohnCL almost 3 years ago
The “hourly” charge is actually for 50 minutes.
MS72 almost 3 years ago
No more co-pays!
WaitingMan almost 3 years ago
“You can Siddon my face. Where’s my waitress?”
With apologies to Frank Zappa
well-i-never almost 3 years ago
Hey! Celebrity Mental Health Matters too!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Does he offer cheese and crackers with the whines?
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Go into your garage or basement shop and complain aloud for an hour every time you feel the need. Doesn’t change things but takes a load off your family.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
I’m going Dr. L. VanPelt, her fees are much more reasonable.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
Go next door to the bar. Get some wine and bar food, watch a meaningless event on TV, and feel better for a lot less. Sometimes the therapy is the cause of the PTSD.
ImaginaryFriend almost 3 years ago
I guess this is a doctor that never wants to see Trump, who is always whining and does not pay his bills.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
This guy needs to go see Dr. Katz, who charges by the joke. :)
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
i only have female doctors and wouldn’t mind taking any one of them out for a little w(h)ine
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Half the explanation for why therapy works but many marriages don’t is the simple fact that you’ve got somebody willing to actually listen to you.
bepapa almost 3 years ago
Specialist Dr. for Libs.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 3 years ago
For a small extra fee, you can get sparkling whine.
eboosler Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ahhh HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
Dr. Wong is very sharp. (she mainly deals with people who are suffering from coprophagy.)See Rick and Morty “Pickle Rick”.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Dr. Bill Sid Don? Am I missing something?
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
I’ll call Dr. Whineberg.
buflogal! almost 3 years ago
A good psychologist can save your life. The wrong one can make everything much worse, including leading you to suicide.
bakana almost 3 years ago
I thought the formula was Per Hour plus a Surcharge Per Whine.