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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 18, 2020

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    favm  6 months ago

    Well, if you ever want to earn some money, take a look at your future.

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    finkd  6 months ago

    Is that Pennywise the clown ?

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    I sure never foresaw my current shape from when I was that age. ’Course I never managed to wrap my head around the idea of actually being ¼ of a century old either.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 6 months ago

    Run. Run now, and never look back!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    At least he’s practicing social distancing.

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    stellanova87  6 months ago

    As long as I don’t see a grave in the mirror, I’m good.

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    TexTech  6 months ago

    The Destiny Hall of Mirrors, aka the House of Horrors! How is that busty cheerleader going to like discovering that in the future she will be buying her bras in a 39 Long!

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    GreasyOldTam  6 months ago

    In the third mirror, he’s dead.

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    Say What?  6 months ago

    “OMG, I turned into a voter!”

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    I finally got one of those mirrors. It’s in my bathroom.

    Well it must be one of those mirrors. Please let it be one of those mirrors. ;-)

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    michaeljwolff  6 months ago

    And, from further on in line: “Quasi? Aren’t you enjoying the Quackadewwo?”

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    nikpromo  6 months ago

    A true comment on society; so many of the 60’s radicals wound up wearing suits and ties…..

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    He’s got all that to look forward to …

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    hardwickd  6 months ago

    I’ve never minded growing older, some of my friends never got the chance…

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    monya_43  6 months ago

    It rather shocked me when I looked in the mirror and saw my mom. Now I look and see my grandma. Yikes!

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    In mid-1980’s in a friendly kidding session, some of my punster students joked that I my music was old, my jokes were old, and I was old, bald—headed, bow-legged, and overweight At the time I was in my early 40’s and in very good physical shape and they knew that. My reply was to suggest they take a good look at any elderly relative who they most resembled. Then I told them that one day years hence they would look into their mirrors and see that exact face and shape. And there, looking over their shoulders would be me, laughing. I know some of them are seeing and remembering the old guy’s prophecy right now. Payback is awesome. Bwah-ha-ha-haaa!!

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    DerekMacDonald  6 months ago

    I am 65 going on 66, gained 100 lbs, lol. and still have same sex desire as I had at 1, and the same luck with females too ha ha zilch

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    DerekMacDonald  6 months ago

    that should have been have at 15-16 lol getting so old I cant type, fingers must be good for something….sticking in my ears so I don’t hear the women complain.

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    chmsam  6 months ago

    Those mirrors are on the floor, attached to spring loaded boards that come up quickly and smack you very hard right in the face.

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    eguinn47  6 months ago

    The people that should be in the mirrow are at their jobs.

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    1953Baby  6 months ago

    FIRST REAL LAUGH OF THE DAY! Hey, kid, if you’re lucky, you won’t have to carry a briefcase; you’ll find other work more gratifying than corporate USA—such as drawing comics!

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    walstib  6 months ago

    Dorian Gray.

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    david_42  6 months ago

    It’s a rare comic that gets a Snort! and a giggle. I was prematurely bald and out of shape in high school; fifty years later – same. Even weigh the same.

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    ArtieEl  6 months ago

    Three blind mice,Deepest fear.Welcome to the House of Mirr’rs…

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    dflak  6 months ago

    I am a child of the 60’s who is now in his 70’s. What happened to our generation? Where are the protests against the establishment – especially the current establishment? Have we all sold out to “the man?”

    Maybe it is the generations in between. I am sure there are some good people (just like Trump believes that there are some good Mexicans), but the generalization is that they are mindless and selfish. They believe what they are told without questioning and love their neighbor only if they can choose WHO their neighbor is and as long as it doesn’t interfere with their being superior to them.

    We live in fear of Mexicans, Muslims, gays, Chinese, women who do not “know their place”, the browning of America and even things as trivial as running out of toilet paper. How is it that we still have enough fear left to worry about dying from a disease or the financial turmoil it is causing?

    Oh wait, finance is fine, don’t worry about that, the Stock Market is doing well. You should not worry about paying YOUR bills, your government doesn’t worry about paying theirs.

    Things were simpler in my day, all I worried about was being nuked out of existence by a multi-megaton Soviet weapon.

    Please tell me I am wrong. Where is the voice of reason?

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    johndifool  6 months ago

    Hey hey kids, where are you

    Nobody tells you what to do, baby

    Hey hey kids, shake a leg

    Maybe you’re crazy in the head, baby

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sorry, Wiley, but we’re always thin and have full heads of hair when we look in the mirrors at that age. And, of course, no actions we take have any long term repercussions.

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    jessie d. Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well, if it was good enough for Jerry Rubin………. the fine capitalist that he became. Hey, a guy’s gotta eat and the big “C” is the only game in town.

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    dandye  6 months ago

    Old saying “if I’d knowed I was going to live this long I woulda took better care of myself”!

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    SusieB  6 months ago

    Kill me now!

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    Amra Leo  6 months ago

    Huh. 20 year old me, with long hair and getting stoned all the time, would see 60 year old me, with long hair and getting stoned all the time.

    A lot happened in between…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Growing old is not for the weak or faint hearted.

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    theotherther1  6 months ago

    I want to find out if I lose weight.

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    dot-the-I  6 months ago

    Destined for a broken nose if it’s a simple straight hallway with a mirror on the end wall.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member 6 months ago

    We are the people our parents warned us about!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Third mirror: Who’s the fairest of them all? Not you, bucko.

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    Leslie99  6 months ago

    Me too

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    thelost wizard  6 months ago

    Hard to say who’s more disappointed.

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    claudia.sawyer  6 months ago

    I recall at about 50, looking in the mirror and seeing my mother…

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    abbynmax  6 months ago

    You know when you’re over hill when your mind makes a promise that your body can’t fill – Little Feat

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    eddi_tbh  6 months ago

    If I had known then what I know now, I probably wouldn’t have changed. I’m too lazy.

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    bakana  6 months ago

    Did that amusement park buy those mirrors from the Circus of Dr Lao?

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/7_Faces_of_Doctor_Lao_.jpg

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    Dzog3Chen Premium Member 6 months ago

    Four score and seven years ago, I was born.

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    kipeticolas  6 months ago

    Perfect.

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    KeithPixton  6 months ago

    They need to focus on these instead of the story-based ones.

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