What’s he watching, a soap opera?!
Laugh now because later on you’re sure gonna feel funny.
What do you call it when one ant kills another ant?… insecticide?!
No one else thought he was funny, but he swore he was killin’ it!
Soo, what’d she do with the dress?! ;>)
Zero tolerance, the real definition of a “compassionate conservative”.
Can’t wait until they’re eating crow.
Huh, it seems to happen every time, I come to wreak havoc on the city and they come up with a bunch of technicalities!
Trumpisms are gonna start shootin’ outta his butt?
Ooh, the boss is gonna be mad when he shows up for work, he’s supposed to wreck the car after he gets there!