“And make it snappy. Don’t be draggin’ the line.”
“Yes, I’m Crystal, and I’d like to order a Blue Persuasion please.”
Or the “Dance of the Double-Gilled Armadillo”.
“They’re right, you know . . . I’m inadequate . . . Inadequate . . . Inadequate . . .”
The people love and adore and worship him. At least according to him.
Among other people who’ve never had a baby: designers of baby clothes and designers of day care parking lots.
Every Eden has its serpent.
And Gil will nod and bleat “Two legs bad, four legs better”.
There’s also the (admittedly and hopefully) remote possibility that trump’s soldiers will be “visiting guests” from North Korea or Russia.
Years ago George Carlin remarked on how we were all “Nixon’s Niggers”.
God I wish he was still around.