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Luann by Greg Evans for December 18, 2019

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    nuncanunca  12 months ago

    Comic misunderstandings! Hilarity ensues!

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    sueb1863  12 months ago

    I wonder if the employee will mention that Tiffany was just there and bought stuff?

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    sallymargret  12 months ago

    I don’t even know what to say…

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    blunebottle  12 months ago

    Extremely inappropriate saleslady to make such suggestions to a minor.

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    WilliamVollmer  12 months ago

    My first reaction to seeing that salesperson is to walk away slowly, until I’m out of sight, then RUN!

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    drewpamon  12 months ago

    Is that a tattoo/t-shirt shop?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’m old, I don’t understand, but whatever they want to do to themselves is none of my business.

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    Katecst  12 months ago

    Lighten up! The sales person is talking appropriately to a kid. Can Shannon get a tattoo. No today but when she is 18, same thing with earrings. If you go to a shop like Marie Clair you can get glue on earrings and temporary tattoos. My daughters use to get ladybugs walking up their arms to match the paste on earrings. Lots of my little kid patrons ( kid librarian here) get temporary tattoos of dragons, unicorns, flowers, etc.

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    31768  12 months ago

    Friends come from the strangest of places. And are the strangest of people too.

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    31768  12 months ago

    Shannon is unpredictable

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    Purple People Eater  12 months ago

    I’d tell the sales lady that she shouldn’t be trying to raise other people’s children and let her know I’d never shop at that store again, then walk out.

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    z.a.m  12 months ago

    Here in Europe will be impossible.

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    rrsltx  12 months ago

    Her tats, piercings, and bizarre hair have become the new norm. Luann & Jack are the odd ones out.

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    luann1212  12 months ago

    I did not pick up that the tattooed young lady talking to Shannon was a salesperson, primarily because I guess tat I can get blinded by my tendency to follow the storyline, with the character drawing being graphically lyrical ways of telling the story. So thanks for taking those blinders off, but nevertheless, the storyline I she here is an enormous HINT that Luann and Jack make an obvious couple, old enough to have a child like Shannon, being patient parents, even reacting like parents. Is this a prediction of them as a serious,, perhaps forever couple? These two are so made for each other, Ms. Dreamy Luann, Mr. Gentleman, Jack. If you just look at the drawing you might project that Jack is a knuckle-dragging jock, but in the story of Luann he is the exact opposite of that.

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    muffi  12 months ago

    It is sweet that they think that. Once when we were still dating in the 80’s, a sales lady thought my husband and I were brother and sister. My then boyfriend decided to plant a big sexy kiss on me just to freak her out.

    Awkward! :))

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    Pointspread  12 months ago

    Actually Jack it is neither funny nor depressing.

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    sallymargret  12 months ago

    I don’t think she should be encouraging a minor to get a tattoo, especially one that young.

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    eujeste  12 months ago

    It appears that Jack sees the funny side of this. Luann, on the other hand, is just dumbfounded. :)

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    sallymargret  12 months ago

    …reasons not to get a tattoo…

    https://www.liveabout.com/funny-misspelled-tattoos-can-you-spell-regret-1924617

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    Tyge Premium Member 12 months ago

    I know we’ve seen this sales girl before. Anyone remember where?

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    LeeCox  12 months ago

    Luann and Jack are getting a taste of parenthood!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 12 months ago

    I love this situation. Shannon has finally met someone who is completely able to understand her, Luann cannot say if being mistaken for a mother is funny or sad and Jack smiles at her in such a sweet/amused way♡. I can’t wait to see the T-shirt design.

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    StoicLion1973  12 months ago

    This saleswoman should be Crystal, Tiff’s old pal that was put on a bus after the gang graduated high school.

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    Tom_Tildrum  12 months ago

    Sales people know to market to the children.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  12 months ago

    yech.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  12 months ago

    This is getting too real.

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    dsikkema  12 months ago

    I’d say the same about parents telling 2 yo + that they are a girl, when born a boy and vice versa. Tattoos, earrings permission is required, the other, just confuses the child for life.

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    asrialfeeple  12 months ago

    “Yes.”

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    Wubbie  12 months ago

    “Things to Come……..”

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    GirlGeek Premium Member 12 months ago

    I like how she immediately asks Luann and Jack if they’re her parents. I work retail, I would have gotten fired on the spot. Never get assume with your customers.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Amid the rousing cheers of the forever hopeful and somewhat predictable but beloved “Jack and Luann shippers,” let Me make this small humble suggestion:

    Seeing that Pure Evil and Unrelenting Obnoxiousness have been tolerated in the VAST Luanniverse for FAR too long, with warm smiles and EXCUSES, I say it’s time to FIGHT back. “Daddy” Jack and “Momma” Luann? Get the kid a tattoo. No, you HEARD Me. Indulge the kid one more time and get her a tattoo. A nice, obvious, GLARING Face tattoo. Like Queequeg in Moby Dick. Or Mike Tyson. One Nice and big and “busy.” The kind that makes one stop in mid conversation and stare in utter disbelief. Shannon will think it’s the best Christmas present EVER! Ink that kid up, then return her to her dad. And be SURE to present him with a whopping big bill. It would be more than WORTH it, to see Jonah go completely Catatonic. Especially after you tell him it’s quite real and NEVER coming off. (It isn’t) “But it was what the dear sweet overindulged child Really, really, WANTED!” You should quip.

    No, it won’t change Jonah from being a colossal, advantage-taking, WASTE of a parent. No sir. But you can BET, that the next time Jonah dumps Shan on the unsuspecting, that he’ll leave specific instructions that Luann and her big lug of a “boyfriend” are NOT to look after his kid again! EVER!

    Oh Waiter? COFFEE, Please! I’m feeling particularly FESTIVE today! ;)

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    6foot6  12 months ago

    “go ask you mommy or daddy”. Ok, that may take a while as both are often out of my life and running around working or playing. While I hang out with my awesome aunty and her wierd friend.

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    megwash14 Premium Member 12 months ago

    On Monday, I expected Jack, The Dog Whisperer, to command his magical charm over Shannon…but Tuesday proved me wrong. Never would have guessed that this “very interesting” salesperson would be The Shannon Whisperer.

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    jth  12 months ago

    Luann and Jack must have been about 10 or 11 when they conceived.

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    stealth694  12 months ago

    Didn’t Brad have the same incident with Toni and Shannon once?

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    Caldonia  12 months ago

    Lighten up, Luann. She’s obviously just being silly to entertain a kid. And “gurl” sounds exactly like “girl.”

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    Rhetorical_Question   12 months ago

    Luann is startled that she looks like a mom and is married to Jack , “Daddy”LUANN is startled to hear & see Shannon`s assertiveness.Luann is having a flashback of her past life!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  12 months ago

    don’t make quick assumptions, lady

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    tcayer  12 months ago

    Come on, Shannon, why would you want to look like that guy?

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    dv1093  12 months ago

    Any/all of you folks who are taken back by this sales lady really needs to get out more.

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    AnyFace  12 months ago

    I’ve seen women make daughters far, far younger than Shannon get piercings at the local Mall.

    Not a pleasant thought. ✨
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    WilliamPennat  12 months ago

    Tattoo, earrings — and don’t forget the hair!…

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    David Huie Green-What can it hurt?(last words)  12 months ago

    Kindred souls comfort each other.

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    tabby  12 months ago

    Maybe it’s a regional thing, but I’ve never had any issues with tattooed and pierced sales people with vibrantly colored hair. As long as they are pleasant, polite and can do their job, this old lady is good with it.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  12 months ago

    A “Tee Hee” tee? Sounds like somewhere I’d like to cruise to someday! O<|];o)

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    jeannep60  12 months ago

    And assuming Jack and Luann are her parents

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    Argythree  12 months ago

    I keep defaulting to December 17 when I click on my ‘GoComics’ link. Is anyone else having that problem?

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    ZeMastor  12 months ago

    I’m confused. “Boss Lady” seems to have several online store variations, and they don’t look like a teen Hot Topic type of store. Is this comic based on a real store, or are G&K making up a store name that also coincidentally exists in real life but with a different type of merchandise?

    Based on the TeeHee Tees, it’s quite obvious that Tiff wasn’t shopping for a business mogul work wardrobe a few days ago.

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    eladee AKA Wally  12 months ago

    At least Shannon has stopped storming around and screaming. I remember being fascinated by tattoos at her age and determined to get one just like my cousin. He was in the army and had a huge American Eagle on his arm. To this day I have yet to get one. He died testing helicopters for the Army during the Vietnam years. I still miss him. He was a great guy!

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    howtheduck  12 months ago

    I wonder if this will be Jack’s new girlfriend. She likes kids and she is gainfully employed, which is a step up from most girls he is interested in.

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    fix-n-fly  12 months ago

    I recall people mistaking my oldest sister to be my mother when I was 7 and my sister was 17….

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    sallymargret  12 months ago

    Shannon, who is a handful now, will be impossible when she is a teenager.

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    sallymargret  12 months ago

    Why on earth did they go in that store anyway? Is Jack’s niece a punkier than thou hardcore with an eighteen inch mohawk?

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    KEA  12 months ago

    not in the least funny to me

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 12 months ago

    Who is the sales persorn.

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    johnshirleyaltere  12 months ago

    I cannot believe anyone here thinks salesperson’s doing anything inappropriate. She is just kidding the kid along, and being nice to her as she does it. As for dress codes, this is the year 2019. It got to be comparatively normal to have flashy hair and tattoos all over the country, sometime back. It’s just no big deal.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 12 months ago

    “Toto – suddenly, we are not in Nordstrom anymore…”

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    SeaSnork  12 months ago

    In real life he would just order from Amazon, of get her a gift card.

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    SeaSnork  12 months ago

    There is a Luann T Shirt reveal tomorrow. Could all of this lead up to that?

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    Schrodinger's Dog  12 months ago

    when did Luann become so old and “out-of-it”?

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    Argythree  12 months ago

    Anyone who has worked in a restaurant lately, or gone to a restaurant and seen the cooking staff, would realize that tats are a major part of life for those in the hospitality industry.

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    rklynch  12 months ago

    To answer Jack’s question, it’s a little of both…

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    Sisyphos  12 months ago

    Is this Shannon’s First Encounter with ultra-punk?

    The “Boss Lady” gal (might have said “guy,” but the boobs seem natural) is quite friendly to the little potential recruit. “Mom and Dad” remain skeptical, rightly so!

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    gnmnrbl  12 months ago

    Temporary tattoos and clip-on ear rings, this way shannon can feel and look cool, she gets her way and without permanent and costly body alterations.

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    RSH  12 months ago

    My mind has ‘fast forwarded’ to Shannon as a loud and rebellious teenager whom I am imagining might look like this sales lady.

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    Yuban333  12 months ago

    Anybody notice the banner at the top? “Tune in tomorrow for the big t-shirt reveal!” T-shirt reveal? I didn’t know that there was some sort of contest for a t-shirt design.

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    Airman  12 months ago

    Boss Lady is okay, but she couldn’t measure up to Crystal, the queen of Goth.

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