Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 07, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 16 days ago

    Awesome Fourth! Another great fireworks show in NYC — and no rain!

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    feverjr  16 days ago

    … followed by the Fifth of Bourbon

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    billcor  16 days ago

    Sickles are way quaint for small operations but for the big time (like in CA) we use a scythe.

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 16 days ago

    Vis à vis the comments in the last couple of panels — very entertaining Fourth of Trump!

    Great flyovers of war planes to remind us of how George Washington took the airports, and defeated the British in the Battle of COVFEFE when the Redcoats got stuck in baggage check at LaGuardia.

    And who can forget the inspiring ride of Paul Revere, as he galloped across the countryside yelling, “One if by land, two if by Sea, three if you see an invasion of British Airways!”

    Especially inspiring to see Thomas Jefferson piloting his Jefferson Airplane.

    And we even saw John McCain, from his heavenly perch, play his impish prank as he got his hands on the precipitation machine and caused Cloud Nine to rain on Donald’s little parade.

    And all of it memorably recapped by The Donald himself, in his inspiring Forgettysburg Address.

    P.S.: if a teleprompter goes kaput, the speaker is left to show us what they know on their own and Donald made it very, very clear. Time for the 25th Amendment.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 16 days ago

    These two never leave a turn unstoned.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 16 days ago

    Stoned in ‘Nam was safer than being drunk, saw it on several PTSD creating situations, which, using cannabis today, without enough to be stoned, is the best medicine for it. The feds need to get on the ball and get it off schedule I, and let VA provide it, and for anyone else with the numerous conditions, like pain, it works for.

    Z is a pharmacist, and provides medicine that can NOT kill you. Keep at it guys!

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    JohnRCraig55  16 days ago

    My favorite part was after Mother Nature took a dump on Trump it still cleared off enough that A Capital Fourth was great as usual. Especially thev1812 Overture with Cannons.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 16 days ago

    I don’t like this philosophy.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 16 days ago

    So IT CAN happen here!

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    rudym300  16 days ago

    I thought the Salute to America was great. The crowds proved that.

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    stealth694  16 days ago

    The actual phrase was “It Don’t Mean Nothing, (snap your fingers twice) Not A Thing” and repeat it.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  16 days ago

    The new normal just got more horrible: Sir Kim Darroch, the British Ambassador to the United States, has described Donald Trump as ‘inept’, ‘insecure’ and ‘incompetent’. Sir Kim said that the White House was ‘uniquely dysfunctional’ and that the President’s career could end in ‘disgrace’. The new normal gets even worse, there is more, google: Trump ‘inept’, ‘insecure’ and ‘incompetent’

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    johnwilson333  16 days ago

    So the best advice in this political time is “close one’s eyes and think of England”.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 16 days ago

    Trump even wore his best Flag underwear for the event.

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    LoneDog  16 days ago

    Liked the shout outs to The Lovin’ Spoonful and Johnny Cash.

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    Washing Instruction Tag On Life's Great Tapestry Premium Member 16 days ago

    The teleprompter “broke?” Sounds like a bit of stagecraft to me.

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    Radish Premium Member 16 days ago

    Horrible nightmare Trump’s friend Epstein was arrested yesterday,

    court appearance on Monday.
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    mizdurble  16 days ago

    “Forgettysburg”: very good!

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    Govi Premium Member 16 days ago

    Stoned out of their gourds, both of them.

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    Kabana_Bhoy  16 days ago

    I thought his bullet proof shield was a nice touch…so very, very “Man-of-the-People”.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 16 days ago

    Why do his minders let him speak in public?

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    Linguist  16 days ago

    In my 74 years, I have traveled, worked, and lived all over the world. I have seen too many dictators and tyrants stage patriotic parades to promote themselves and their repressive regimes. I never thought I would live to see the day when this would happen in the U.S.A.

    Even Richard Nixon’s attempt paled in comparison to the audacity and sheer ego-feeding. political pandering of the Orange Emperor’s 4th of Trump fiasco.

    Needless to say, I did not watch or participate in the Velveeta Voldemort’s French-inspired tribute to himself. Tanks? No thanks!

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    Call me Ishmael  16 days ago

    Eighteenth of April. seventy-fivelate to depart, and late to arrivein the Airport Lounge,havin’ a beerthe midnight flight of Paul Revere. One way ticket to Concord, Mass.Desperate search for his boarding pass…hoping the Airport wasn’t socked in(diverted to Memphis he’d often been)two lanterns stashed in the overheadhis Sharper Image mag still unread,a bag of peanuts and a Coke in handhe stands ready to liberate this proud land..when suddenly, somehow, outta thin aira fat lady screams “It’s the rockets’ red glare !!”Over Ft. McHendry (sic !) far belowhe sees the star-spangled banner blow..Away to the ramparts he flies like a flash!But that’s enough of this balderdash…

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 16 days ago

    Bonespurs lost his place because he was wrenching his shoulder, patting himself on the back, taking stolen valor from all those “heroes” he brought up, and stealing honor for himself for that wonderful military, he’s been destroying.

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    nikki.longaker  16 days ago

    Maybe anxiety to have life ‘back to normal’ lulls the brain into thinking it IS normal, while Americans’ glass half-full perspective—a form of entitlement—smooths the way to more denial.

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    diverleo  16 days ago

    Most of us enjoy a patriotic event. America First

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    dlaemmerhirt999  15 days ago

    The Fourth of trump solidified donny’s position as “wannabe-dicktatortot.” He FINALLY had his Banana Republic-style military parade! ALL HAIL DEAR LEADER!!!

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    feverjr  15 days ago

    Actually, we will see the “Fifth of Trump” when he and his family refuse to testify before the SDNY. Let the fireworks begin…

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    Sailor Boy  15 days ago

    I think trump did a wonderful job. If you consider that he has the intellect of a boiled cabbage.

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    TexTech  15 days ago

    Rather than the fourth of Trump, maybe it should be called the Trump of July.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 15 days ago

    The Fourth of Trump? Great ’toon today Garry ♥♥ And the comments are off the charts funny — Thanks everyone ♥♥

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    Phaeton51  15 days ago

    Sounds like a great topic for a song. Que sera, sera!

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    bike2sac  15 days ago

    What about the British paratroops at Bunker Hill?

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    TerryBardy  15 days ago

    That is the first time I’ve ever seen Zonker actually work so that he is sweating! But he does have something there where he tells his nephew to take life as it comes.

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    Mogo  11 days ago

    What I took it to mean in Vietnam was that if somebody got killed, it didn’t mean it was more likely to happen to me. Also that the guy who was killed wasn’t necessarily doing something the wrong way. It was pretty hard to keep your head on straight over there. For example:

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    michael_hutson  9 days ago

    The stoner’s dilemma: you have to come down long enough to keep growing more weed.

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