Very clever, though it took me a moment to get it.
I remember that well.
Our dog used to think the cat was growling when it was purring, so the dog growled back at it. A big misunderstanding.
He could do much worse than Bob Ross.
We can only hope….
People don’t have cats; cats have people.
Or, in reverse order, Thumper, Pointer, Long Man, Ring Man, Little Man. (That’s according to the old song for kids.)
Excellent suggestions, Ignatz!