Clay Bennett for April 13, 2024

Watch what they DO, not what they say. What are they DOING? They’re seeing to it that more guns are sold and more people are armed.

Aaaah, elementary students and a loaded handgun. What could possibly go wrong?

Their apparent IQ is in single digits. It makes me wonder if their GCS score is 3. (Hint: alert, oriented people are at 15, the lamp is a 3.)

More guns make us safer, right?

No other country in the world would even think of doing this. How stupid can you get?

Voter suppression leads to evil outcomes…..

Maybe they could morph those libaries [sic] that were converted into Discipline Centers into dual-use gun ranges! Yeah, that’ll fix it! Sure!

And Miss Grundy will finally get some respect from those thugs, Archie and Jughead!

The basic problem is that the GQP politicians of today should not be in any legislative institution. Instead, they ought be in a psychiatric institution. With all the problems the country and the world are presently facing, the last thing we need are certifiably insane people hindering our chances of dealing with them.

Yea wait till teachers go on rampant killing spee

Next: As soon as a baby is born, it should right away be issued a small handgun. /S

Trump’s attitude toward school shootings? We should “get over it”. Yep. He actually said that.

BIDEN-HARRIS 2024. If you have a shred of decency.

What was the report of expended rounds in a fire fight by police departments? And now they want underpaid teachers who may shoot once a year to have shootouts in schools with panicked kids, the ignorant dweebs, they were the ones who pulled school resource officers to protect their republican’t convention

Instead of focusing on a man who has left the White House, focus on the one that’s in it. He’s the one wrecking America.

There will be blood.

For sale. My white privilege card. Over 50 years old, but in mint condition. Never been used. Reason for selling: It hasn’t done anything for me. No free college. No free food. No free housing. No free anything. I’ve had to go to work every day of my life while paying a boatload of taxes to carry those that chose not to work. If interested, I prefer cash, but willing to do a trade for a Victim Card which seems much more widely accepted and comes with countless benefits.

Lots of laughs:

Google: tennessee general assembly plan to arm teachers

The other Red states will be jealous and rush to emulate this bill.

Whereas I am generally against arming teachers, when 1st graders can shoot their teachers, maybe arming the teachers isn’t such a bad idea.

Security officer leaves gun unattended at Story Elementary School.

Colorado state representative Don Wilson, a Republican, confirmed that he left a loaded 9mm Glock handgun in a capitol bathroom on Tuesday evening.

Ever noticed how republic*nts never get anything right? You’ve really got to admire their consistency…

It is not in a teacher’s DNA to do this. They teach. They nurture. Picture sweet Kindergarten teacher Mrs. Anderson pulling her small caliber concealed carry, and rushing into the jaws of death, an AR-15. It’s not going to happen. After a career in education, I know what I’m talking about. What’s scary is kids find everything, including teacher’s gun.

Almost 400 police officers waited until they had brought in sufficient firepower to go on the offense against a single shooter with an assault rifle (violating their training and professional commitments), so let’s arm teachers with handguns…

Register. Educate. Support. Vote.

BLUF: The MAGA Messiah is all about violence, and his hijacked political party is all about having another J6 (but this time with guns) and violent attacks on government offices: LEOs, all non-MAGA elected officials, as well as teachers, scientists, and the judiciary.

And just what is this supposed to help? I can’t see any good coming of this.

it’s Tennessee where the past time is shooting stuff ,anything that moves or doesn’t

Abominable.

See? I TOLD you, even the STUPIDEST trump-humper won’t show up to say anything about this ’toon.

But, I also said, the stupidest trump-humpers would still show up, still saying stupid things.

And, voila.

Let me preface this by saying I don’t want guns in schools. This bill isn’t saying the teachers must be armed. Instead, it is outlining the requirements that must be met if the teacher wants to be armed.

I taught teenagers for several years. If you have ever dealt with a teenager, try to imagine a room full of them. Before you arm teachers, it would be a really good idea for their parents to watch a video of a teacher dealing with a room full of teenagers, then reconsider whether or not you would want the teacher of your own teenager to be armed.

Calm down, everyone was gonna pay back their student loans as soon as the billionaire tax breaks trickled down to them.

Southern Stoopid at its best

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GQP / NRA:

Let’s make America a free-fire zone!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

After the Uvalde massacre, MAGA whack-a-doodle Rep. MTG touted .22 caliber JR-15s, designed for elementary school kids by a new high-powered weapons manufacturer (TEE-1), which didn’t even have a website yet. Marge thinks the new JR-15s are a super-cool idea for your children, saying “The kids at Uvalde needed JR-15s to defend themselves from the evil maniac that didn’t care about laws. At least they could have defended themselves since no one else did, while their parents were held back by police.”

Google archie bunker TV editorial gun control for exactly what, FIFTY YEARS LATER, the “Republicans” are still pushing.

@Clay: The “Dunce” theme has “legs” because a NYT Siena College poll finds that 46 percent of registered voters nationwide still support Trump.

Google: Biden Trump Siena Poll

YouTube: stupid is as stupid does forrest gump

I tink we need more pencils….

The saddest thing is that the ‘plan’ paper and the particular state assembly could be switched multiple times and the dunce cap would still stay on the GOP head. So many stupid, stuuupid, stooooopid ideas!

Because shooting the school shooter is much harder than hoping that criminals will follow gun laws.