Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 12, 2024

This crew of customers is certainly Mötley.

Hmm, but where is the pet shop, boys?

Don’t want the nickel back.

Joe Walsh isn’t there because life’s been good to him so far.

The wife didn’t appreciate getting guns with the roses…

One time I was 10 inches tall.

There’s vanilla in this fudge.

I have to make a complaint while returning something at the Tech support, cause when I used this “Hammer” (I shoulda have known that ACME is far more dangerous than MC) my big toe got “Deep Purple”

Is this daily comic strip usually about multiverse?

These stones no longer roll.

“I’m through with standing in line”…..

I’ve got brothers in this Allmann Bar! I’d be grateful if this snake you sold me was dead! These beetles need haircuts!

Sister, this strip is Twisted, and I’m not gonna take it anymore.

So many puns I thought it was Frank and Ernest.

And hence, they were Never able to get Lead Zeppelin off the ground.

Waiter, what’s this Beatle doing in my soup?

[INFORMATION]

Customer: “Who are you?”

Employee: “Guess Who.”

Ralph: “Roger really want’s to know.”

Looks like Tom at the Complaints window is being Petty.

Leb Zefferlin? I’m not sure I know him!

Must be “Bad Pun Day”.

Were those 5 penny nails?

Same as it ever was…..

Has anyone else noticed how much the new Kia logo resembles the old Nine Inch Nails logo?

Looks like none of them will ever find Nirvana.

Such angst on display! This is not a Triumph of the Collective Soul!

At this point I’m smelling smoke on the water.

Does Tech support offer a policy of truth?

Best concert review I ever saw was in the Chicago Tribune in the ’80s. I could not for the life of me tell you who the headliner who merited 1/3 of a page was – but the last sentence was “Opening act was Eddie Money, a journeyman rocker whose music is so one-dimensional as to make Huey Lewis seem intriguing”.

Brilliant!

This is the Epica that I Wish for at Night.

From rock to rockers … a great ride …!

( & some of us are still around )

This one’s way too noisy … way too loud ’lectric-gitarz and whenever I see the Waukesha, WI Les Paul sign, I give it the one-finger salute … Mary Ford, I liked.

All these bands are after my radio listening days- but I do recognize the names – that’s more than I usually know about the bands of that period. Tom Petty was a hometown boy here. Still formally honored quite a bit.

On days he didn’t perform, was Billy “Idle”?

Alice would be there but she’s back home in chains.Ziggy Pop spilled the Cream back in Chicago, while playing with the Four Tops, Who would have guessed that the Monkey would have turned such a Deep Purple or that The Ramons would be such Lover Boys.

some one please stop me.

Def Leopard reads lips.