Two glasses of alcohol? Not sure how helpful that is. Two glasses of beer? Two beer glasses of straight whiskey?
“You can’t make people happy by law. If you said to a bunch of average people two hundred years ago “Would you be happy in a world where medical care is widely available, houses are clean, the world’s music and sights and foods can be brought into your home at small cost, traveling even 100 miles is easy, childbirth is generally not fatal to mother or child, you don’t have to die of dental abcesses and you don’t have to do what the squire tells you” they’d think you were talking about the New Jerusalem and say ‘yes’.” —Sir Terry Pratchett
Young dude likes the moldy oldies.
She’s 13 and doesn’t know about “Aunt Flo”?
I would love to have a dog and/or cat. But not all of us are in circumstances that allow us to do so. So don’t judge.
Itsy-bitsy Spider-Man does whatever an itsy-bitsy spider can!
The main principle to remember about traffic circles is this: traffic inside the circle keeps moving. (unless there are traffic signals in the circle, like DuPont Circle in Washington, DC)
Zombigator would be an excellent name for a rock band.
Art Garfunkel is waiting tables now?
Unless you were dining at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe