Dear internet, please note the correct use of “heads up.” There’s no apostrophe! Not needed, not appropriate.
In the comics, the rule must be, if you’re out of good ideas, just make a lame pun.
Barney Gumble on The Simpsons
Once when I got a ticket, someone told me that the cops rarely go to the court proceedings. So if you go and he’s not there, it gets dismissed. I showed up. He was there. I paid the fine.
As a kid who wore glasses, dodge ball always held an extra risk other kids did not have.
Look, if people can get all pedantic and bent out of shape about Frankenstein vs Frankenstein’s monster, I can get pedantic about THIS!
There is no “the” in his name. It’s just “Smokey Bear” like “Donald Duck” or “Bugs Bunny.” The only reason people put the “the” in it is because of the song. The writers needed another syllable for the melody so they added it. But officially, it’s just plain, “Smokey Bear.”
Aww, he has a pet now!
A few weeks back she expressed belief in Ayn-Randian supply-side economics, so, yeah, she’ll swallow any hokum.