That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 23, 2024

“Just because I’m a nymph, doesn’t mean I’m a…”

don’t “honk honk” me you creep!

Satyre; attempting to get his date to tan a little.

You can tell that the painting is from the 19th century because the nymph is so pale she’s glowing ultra-violet

“That’s when things got out of control”

The music video for the Sublime song.

If she had know it was going to be this ticklish, Fiona would have skipped the complimentary arm pit shave at the spa.

Looks like fun. Lemme try it…

Technically it’s called the Tango, in the court room they get so ugly about it.

They REALLY did practice Dirty Dancing back in mythological times!

“I only asked if you wanted to go bathe in the springs with me, Candace. I didn’t say you smelled. There’s no need to be so dramatic”.

”My Fair Nymph”

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Rest, rest I should stop to rest

The wine and flute music’s gone to my head

Sleep, sleep I really need to sleep since

The sheep are safe in the barn and fed.

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This satyr is so amusing

The song he plays on his pipe is lyrical

I sway in his arms as a tree in the wind

The words he sings, cleverly satirical

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I should be frightened but I’m not

Though rough and crude his caresses be

His strength in wiry corded muscles

Flows as if a waterfall passes over me

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I could have danced all night, I could have danced all night

And still have danced some more

I could have spread my limbs and done all kinds of things

I dared not do before

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I don’t understand what made it so exciting

Why all at once my clothes took flight

I know Goddess Diane will be quite upset with me

Because I have danced, danced, danced all night

Now it’s your turn. how does my armpit smell?

OK. Now that Pan is distracted, someone grab his flute.

“No no, please don’t….stop.”

Here, put your arm down, your deodorant has worn off.

Are you sure this is how the tango dip goes?

After all these years! Still “Stayin’ Alive!”

Her first choice was a centaur, so she could practice the cowgirl positions, but this was the only half-man, half-beast left.

“No! Not the sun!”

He’s already contrived to de-pants her../

He’s as merciless as a cancer./

With two legs to her one/

He can’t be outrun…/

He just doesn’t take “no” for an answer…

“Get off me, you big lug!”

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Most awkward Pas de Deux, ever!

“… . …. . ….”. (I self censored my comment)

Oh Oswald, is this a new position………holy crap!

Sure, the new yoga instructor’s methods were… unorthodox, but they got results!

“OK, you do that, and I pinch my nipple like this.”

“Jeez, Larry, would it kill you to SHAVE for once?”

Yes, there! That’s where it itches. Scratch harder!

What some women will do to go to the Taylor Swift concert.

I’m fairly certain this could get me banned (oh, well – the rhythm not perfect.)

In the woody meadow, of course / The nymph asked for divorce. / She wailed & she cried / and told him “you lied!” / You are not hung like a horse.

Nymph abducted by a faun: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1860 oil on canvas paintings in France" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Saty, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this large painting. File history has the strip coloration image. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3275 (February 23, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by him have been used here, the August 20, 2020, strip being the prior.

I just saw that movie yesterday and I don’t remember this part.

“Nymph and Satyr,” 1863

Another one on the brink of censorship:I’m sorry I caused a commotion / that you had a strange silly notion / to tell such lies / about its size / it’s NOT the meat, it’s the motion.

I am sorry ruth, but this sheet won’t cut it as a condom, we got to try something else.

There’s a town to the of Bordeaux/

Where in summer the Empress would go/

There the rich rusticated/

On toilets gold plated/

And pooped on the peasants below..///

The town bears the name Biarritz/

With a beach where this nymph nicely fits/

There’s a beach for the nude/

And the lustful and lees:/

Its a Mecca of a$$e$and t:tz…

“All right, I’ll pose as the satyr—but you have to blur my face, or my weightlifting cred is toast.”

Going for a nipple-pinch the long way around.