Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 14, 2024

I’ve been reading a very silly series of stories in which there’s a character (who’s a bigfoot, by the way) named “Farts like skunk”.

I can’t IMAGINE why this cartoon reminded me of that. :)

The kids’ favorite grandparents, prove me wrong.

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAP !!

OK! I’ll make more snacks.

A Dutch couple on tv interviewed for their 75th anniversary. When asked, he said the secret was, “Start each day with an argument!”

This is true. Hubby and I are heavily into SF&F. We met in alt.callahans, inspired by the Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon series.

That’s her way of saying “Thank You” for his making dinner that day,

Now, pull my finger!

It took me several years to convince my wife that it’s quite normal and OK for females to break wind. She would hold it in until her stomach ached and she had to throw up.

I rather liked the cartoon I saw once: a woman declaring “I DO NOT fart! I whisper in my panties – except sometimes I scream!”

Darn it, Wiley, stop spying on my parents!

Way back in high school the loudest and longest belches I’ve ever heard were eructed by one of the most delicately diminutive girls in my year. None of the boys could even begin to match her talent and skill.

My ex and I were able to agree on one thing, that one of us was crazy.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all.

She’s a keeper.

if you intend on burping like that – make sure you eat lots of garlic first

I think " not " ?

They both read! That is really common ground… although I don’t know where he found an actual newspaper…

The wife likes fart humor.

Once my wife let one out and I swear it sounded like, “Baaaaacccchhhh.” She laughed hysterically when I calmly looked at her, and after a moment said, “Beethoven.”

Hey, she married me so you know she must be easily entertained.

Whatever works.

I think Shrek has helped a lot on this subject. My fiancée and I have exchanged a few “Better out than in” moments.

Never grow up so much that you lose touch with your inner child. We’ve been together for almost 40 years, having met by accident after I had lost my first spouse to cancer. It works.

Read together, “help” each other around the house, pray together (if that is your thing), find hobbies to do together, and find things to do separately.

Extra credit homework:

Try pronouncing unexpected words and short phrases.

Examples: Madagascar; the rain in Spain; etc.

Definitely find common ground.

WARNING… The Bob & Nikki books by Jerry Boyd are addictive. My wife picked up one of mine and now I have to buy two copies as soon as they are released!

For Edna’s next trick, she’ll get Earl’s attention by floating an air biscuit.

Tip # 2. Don’t take life too seriously.

Now who wins when it comes out the other end?

find common ground and keep breath mints in the candy plate

so she took that as a challenge!

That’s awfully “common”.

That burp was Ednarmous.

We’ve had this one on our refrigerator for DECADES.

Inertia is the key.

It just occurred to me that the saying goes – “For a long AND HAPPY marriage”.

the husband will now experience menopause

This is absolutely me and my husband.

His and hers TV remotes.

Happy Valentine’s Day?

Phyllis Diller said “Separate bathrooms.”

That’s right, Edna.