Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 08, 2024

Calvin doesn’t have to worry about Miss Wormwood killing him because his Mother will do it first

I can relate to Calvin. Schools give me nightmares too.

He’ll “have” it from Mom, all right! And it won’t be coffee!!

Not when she realizes why you’re awake at 2 AM.

But it’s two in the morning, and you said your math homework is due tomorrow so you have plenty of time.

Silly Calvin. Coffee’s not for six-year olds.

Bad idea Calvin

My parents let me flavor my milk with just a little bit of coffee sometimes. Also used it on vanilla ice cream. But I think even for that small amount, they waited until I was a bit older than six.

No……

She’d let you have the whole pot on your head.

This may be a good time for a tiger to have a midnight snack.

Maybe she’ll beat you with a shoelace..

Hold that thought, Calvin ….

Calvin is in for a harsh awakening if he tries to wake Mom!!

go on wake up your mom for coffee. She will be amused to see you work hard.

Stupid kid! Why didn’t you do your homework before bed?!

Poor Hobbes…woken out of a sound sleep…now it’ll be hours before he’ll be able to go to sleep again…

Calvin has his moms feet.

Here’s Cal, who is spastic for most of his waking hours and he thinks Mom will give him coffee at 0200? Dream on, Cal.

If he gets University, Calvin would be an awful roommate.

Why does HOBBES have to be awake for this, Cal?

Tan your bottom, probably.

Let sleeping Moms sleep there Calvin, otherwise you might get more of her undivided attention than you want.

Mom would probably interrogate Calvin on why he waited this long.

I started drinking coffee at the age of 6 too. I don’t think it stunted my growth

LOL… i remember getting up at like 3am to finish studying for college tests.

No coffee for you, Calvin.

The kid needs Ritalin and he wants coffee? That’s like putting out fire with gasoline!

What role is Hobbes supposed to have here, exactly?

Oh, you wake up Mom and she’ll let you have something alright.

If you have to ask …

He should get spanked!

the only people allowed to kill students are NRA members

He could tell Miss Wormwood that his pet tiger ate his math homework.

I’ve sometimes thought of this strip when I end up waking up around 2 AM to use the bathroom or something.

Coffee, no… a spanking, maybe… losing the TV privileges for a month, absolutely.

As Rick said in Casablanca, “I think this is the beginning of a great relationship.”

Oh, she’d let you have it alright.

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I think your mom would let you have SOMETHING, Calvin.

Actually, she’s collecting it today.