Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 02, 2024

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    gduncan58  3 months ago

    He’s faking them too? I bet that isn’t easy, dare I say it must be hard!

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original 1958 art and text:

    https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/no-sex-please-were-comic-characters/

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    That should make her feel better. Now they can go and fake some more together.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 3 months ago

    Get back in there and do it right.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    A line from Naked Gun, also!

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh God! OH GOD!

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    “When Harry Met Sally” the cutting room floor.

    (Baritone voice) “I’ll have what he’s having”

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Do they even smoke afterwards.

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    true fake confessions…

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    Life is very frustrating for women in William Faulkner novels.

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    bmckee  3 months ago

    You mean that wasn’t semen coming out of your….. Oh GROSS!

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    Differentname  3 months ago

    That’s also a line from a massively under rated Steve Martin movie, “All Of Me” with Lily Thomlin.

    https://Youtu.be/y2FgCNpq7II?t=17

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    said no man ever

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    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    So that’s why he kept a warm can of “Reddi Whip” on the night stand!

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    Twainrdr  3 months ago

    Nice!

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    He just told her that so she won’t come after him when she begins to show… ☺

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    So’s your mother.

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    SofaKing  3 months ago

    Is this the first mention of faked ora$m$ in a comic strip?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Never admit to your weaknesses, when it comes to sexual mis-behavings! LOL

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    Calvins Brother  3 months ago

    “This means I wasn’t really pregnant.”

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    It’s the journey not the destination – so let’s just enjoy the ride.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  3 months ago

    A doctor replumbed a friend of mine during some surgery so that his ej4culations went elsewhere. It was not intended on my friend’s part. He was not happy. I do not think the doctor ever got it corrected cuz my friend never did have any children.

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    davewhamond creator 3 months ago

    Love the brushwork in this one, John!

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    Tales of the Boojum Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just so you know, I did like today’s comic, but clicking the heart would have made 70, and that would have been wrong.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    there, there. we’ll get those implants matched up right one of these days…

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    Nice guys finish last. They make her come first.

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