Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 11, 2024

That remark leaves me tongue tied.

Ha

Eww.

I tried to make French toast, but I kept getting my tongue caught in the toaster.

Anteater got your tongue?

Now, let’s get out of here before the ants come back.

Bromance brewing?

… but let’s not talk about this ever again.

Sacre bleu!

I have huge ant hills all over my property. Someone needs to start a Rent An Anteater for the day business!

Gay anteaters? Nice touch.

Merci.

Woah there. If they were gay, we’d call them Uncleeaters.

I’m guessing the one on the left is “Danielle”?

Boo.

LOL!

The terrorist tried to blow up a school bus but he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe!

Brilliant Mr Parisi, very funny indeed.

“Norm!” can be uttered in the wild, as well as in a bar.

…but at this rate we’ll never catch any ants ….

Love is in the dirt! Hill arious!

That must be the licker talkin’.

French toast and French fries are much better than French kissing unless I’m French kissing a snake, and I have done that.

Kinda reminds me of Lady and the Tramp’s spaghetti kiss.

They’re making an assignation out of an anthill.