The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 25, 2023

They will have their way with the maidens and multiply.

It’s a calculated risk.

What would 10th Century Vikings be doing with a Texas Instrument?

Time to pay your taxes y"all!

Not trying to be too derivative, I’d like to add this sums up pretty much most of history.

The only math I’m doing right now is addition and subtraction: I’m subtracting from the amount of turkey I had left over, and adding their calories to my waistline.

This will add up to a bad day for someone…

Well, the ship IS made of logs…

They are there to “Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women”

It’ll all add up soon.

How rude of them.

Well on the plus side, there’s some other buttons.

He was Bjorn under a bad sine…

Those calculating fiends!

As long as they didn’t bring any adders (snakes). If they did, they would need log tables. Adders can subtract as well (they eat each other).

Since they’re on a boat they’re using a floating decimal point.

My 100% born and bred sister-in-law insists they never wore horns.

These were the early, more primitive Vikings, of course. Now they just tweet bomb them and then sweep in and cancel.

Divide? Are they going to bring back the Ginger vs Mary Anne debate?

Might also subtract a few villagers too…

A brutal savage audit ensued.

looks like the villagers haven’t put two and two together yet…

Bjorn Borg is a girl, and she’s a tennis player.

Bjorn had calculated a plan inorder to divide and conquer