IIRC, it was Riders In The Sky who would close their act with "You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can’t wipe your nose on your saddle.”
That sounds like a social experiment for Wallace. See if he can pick his nose; then see if he can pick his friends. Then, try to pick his friends’ noses.
terrapin6000 Premium Member 6 months ago
Gene Belcher would probably need such advice.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 6 months ago
The hard way….
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 6 months ago
Words to live by.
crookedwolf Premium Member 6 months ago
The little wiggle of his index finer nails it!
ajr58(1) 6 months ago
You think it’s boogers, but it’s snot.
mickjam 6 months ago
An old SNL skit.
Ida No 6 months ago
Hey, Wallace’s friend is Spud. And if Spud wants a new nose, Wallace is going to be right there to help pick it for him.
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
Dad jokes. Gotta love ’em.
jschumaker 6 months ago
Dad’s expressions in panel 2 had me laughing.
artheaded1 6 months ago
One of my favorite sayings!
rroxxanna 6 months ago
Possibly the oldest Dad joke ever. Alfred the Great popularized it.
Upton O'Goode 6 months ago
Retelling old barroom jokes is no way to run a comic strip!
scyphi26 6 months ago
Just filling up the weekly dad joke quota, I see.
ilovecomics*infinity 6 months ago
OMG this is probably the first Dad joke I ever heard!!!
prrdh 6 months ago
“Well, booger me! That’s some great paternal wisdom!”
Escapee 6 months ago
Oh man-I remember that! Eww…
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 6 months ago
People don’t like it when I pick my nose.. ◑﹏◐
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
And it never gets old!
jasonsnakelover 6 months ago
When I was in grade school, we had choir; and the choir teacher gave a student a check on the board for doing that.
Old Time Tales Premium Member 6 months ago
You can tell those who tried it. They have to wear mustaches to hide the result.
simonwerman Premium Member 6 months ago
IIRC, it was Riders In The Sky who would close their act with "You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can’t wipe your nose on your saddle.”
enigmamz 6 months ago
Well, you CAN, but….
Andrew Bosch Premium Member 6 months ago
That sounds like a social experiment for Wallace. See if he can pick his nose; then see if he can pick his friends. Then, try to pick his friends’ noses.
raybarb44 6 months ago
The hard way it would seem……
Dr_Fogg 6 months ago
I’ve posted that before! An Oldy goldy. probably Moldy :p
Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago
What?
LrdSlvrhnd 6 months ago
I bet Spud would let Wallace pick his nose.