I remember the days when my wife and I used to do other strenuous activity when nothing was on TV. Since we were married in the early 90’s that was (thankfully) pretty much every evening.
I hate arguments. They’re a total waste of time an effort. Whatever you say will either be ignored or thrown back at you. You’ll never change their minds over anything and all that happens is you both get angry with each other with nothing resolved. A bit like politics then.
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
Yeah, but this time I want to win!
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 7 months ago
Do I have a choice?
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
“At least until the Jerry Springer rerun comes on at 8.”
Farside99 7 months ago
Too close to Monyt Python! Did I get into the wrong room?
nosirrom 7 months ago
There’s always the Weather Channel.
rmercer Premium Member 7 months ago
They’re going to have a meta-argument. (Oh all right — an argument about having an argument.)
Huckleberry Hiroshima 7 months ago
“No. No thanks. I’ll go to the toilet for a while.”
tremaine53 7 months ago
NO, I don’t! Okay, argument’s over.
babka Premium Member 7 months ago
I wonder if tv has pacified as many violent altercations as it has caused?
[Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s an indoor sport
Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago
Ah. I’d like to have an argument, please.
Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
No, this is my first time.
I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
Well, what would be the cost?
Well, It’s one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
Well, I think it’s probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay?
Fine. I’ll see who’s free at the moment.
mourdac Premium Member 7 months ago
Reminds me of aunts and uncles.
e.groves 7 months ago
Maybe they could play a board game, like Aggravation.
ears2u812 Premium Member 7 months ago
What do you mean there’s nothing on the TV? There’s a penguin on it!
Doug K 7 months ago
I think I’d rather watch nothing on TV.
William Pflum 7 months ago
Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago
“Five minutes or the full half-hour?”
rodney 7 months ago
I remember the days when my wife and I used to do other strenuous activity when nothing was on TV. Since we were married in the early 90’s that was (thankfully) pretty much every evening.
MRC112 7 months ago
I hate arguments. They’re a total waste of time an effort. Whatever you say will either be ignored or thrown back at you. You’ll never change their minds over anything and all that happens is you both get angry with each other with nothing resolved. A bit like politics then.
cracker65 7 months ago
Then have makeup sex?
Just-me 7 months ago
Not really no. Rent a movie.
rickmac1937 Premium Member 7 months ago
Works for me
bhamdodger 7 months ago
Do you want a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
dflak 7 months ago
You win. I’m going down to the basement to “putter.”
monya_43 7 months ago
It sounds like she has a plan for the evening, regardless of what he decides.
David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose 7 months ago
“Whatever you say.”
“Old man, you are hard to work with.!”
“Whatever you say, my beloved.”
christelisbetty 7 months ago
Looks to me, like she already bit (a chunk of) his head off.
mindjob 7 months ago
There is plenty of stuff on TV, but it’s not worth watching
cuzinron47 7 months ago
OK, let’s put the news on, that should get things started.
h.v.greenman 7 months ago
Is it the 5 minute or the full half hour?
Judeeye Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s nice that she asked first.