Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 01, 2023

Do All Saints eat animals?

I thought that April 1st was their day.

Don’t eat anything with a face.

I don’t know how far back this joke goes but Flanders and Swan’s song The Reluctant Cannibal from the early ‘60s had a line in it very similar to this: "If the Great Jubjub hadn’t meant for people to eat people, he wouldn’t have made them of meat."

Ah, yes. The day we get visitors from the planet Vega. Or the day we visit Las Vegas.

…sounds like he is trying to ‘curry’ her favor…

Let me vegetate on that one.

Then it shouldn’t all taste like chicken!!

vegan-ancient word for bad hunter

Fear not, in a few decades they (and we) will all be mostly plastic.

And what about animal crackers?

That’s a great argument for cannibalism!

Hey, I eat only vegetarians, too!

Does that mean there are no atheistic Vegans? :) :)

So says the cannibal.

So plants aren’t God’s creatures? If not, then who created them?

Those animals you refuse to eat eat animals.

I guess I am what you would call a secondhand vegan. Animals eat veggies and I eat animals, mainly cows and pigs.

viva la small intestine

I only eat Roadkill.

Is Dave flipping her off …?

That’s right! God wasn’t satisfied with Cain’s vegetarian sacrifice, now was He? :)

Even yeast? No bread? Bottled water can contain harmless microbes.

Happy Día de los Muertos