Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 10, 2023

next time, Laura, fix CCTV there

He’s been watching Trump on TV!!!

As it should be

He should say “Honey, you’ve been leaving the seat down again.”

Adam doing a great dramatic acting piece there.

Maybe it was Gumbo.

Grow up woman put the seat down yourself you’re the one who sits in the water

Wait until he finds out he was left off the Forbes 400 list. WA WA WA.

Don’t forget the rats and snakes that can find their way into the toilet. David Attenborough had a rat run up between his legs while sitting on the toilet.

Wife and two daughters. I’ve been trained well.

Here’s a comment for the Feminists: I am a male and I have been sitting down to pee for years. That said, never in my life would I expect anyone to be making a special effort to leave the toilet seat down for me, nor woud I complain if it wasn’t done. WHY NOT? BECAUSE I’M AN ADULT! I am perfectly capable of putting it up or down as tHE case may be! The problem with this entire narrative is twofold: First it is hypocritical: “I need it DOWN! You have no respect for women!” could be countered with just as much logic by: “I need it UP! You have no respect for men.” In other words, ya can’t ask for equality and then demand spêcial treatment!

Second problem is that the entire Feminist narrative contadicts itself! It makes no sense to insist that “Women are just as competent and capable as men” – and then act as if you are a three year old who is NOT capable of raising or lowering a toilet seat for herself! Either you are strong and capable – like men – and simply take charge of the situation and get on with life without complaint – or you’re not! You can’t have it both ways! So perhaps this complaint should be buried and never heard from again? Wouldn’t that be nice! Sheesh!

If the seat don’t fit you must acquit!

What I don’t get is why women refuse to close the lid when they’re done? That’s what it’s there for and who wants to look in there more than needed.

I have always looked at open toilets as a hole to accidently drop things in. Then I learned about the flush spray. I cringe every time I have to flush a public toilet with no lid, as I am leaning over it.

This seems like one of those “What really happened Replay” by Progressive commercials.

“Fake news! Woke! Benghazi!”

And where are kids? Locked up in the basement with Nick again?

The rule in my home is the seat AND lid must be down prior to flushing. Who in the world wants the contents of the dirty toilet aspirated into the air you are breathing? It is a matter of health and common sense.

You know, it took a long time to train me to lift the lid every time. How about you make it your training goal to make sure the lid is down every time. You know, like teamwork.

It’s just a toilet seat, live with it! How much energy does it take to put a toilet seat down? Cheece!

Gotta know when to fold em.Just admit and apologize…..

You always need to look in the toilet with the lid UP before sitting down. Could be a woodland creature lurking there. I know people who have has snakes and iguanas in the bowl. I have only had a frog.

Honey, you left the toilet seat up and you know that I’m too stupid to put it down by myself and, oh dear now I’m wetting my pants and it’s all your fault. Boo hoo hoo.

Someone found this in the instructions set on a skid loader and put it in a bathroom. “Adjust seat for personal safety and comfort before operating equipment.”

One night I went to the bathroom & fell into the toilet because the seat was up. My husband just laughed until it happened to him. Now seat & lid are down all of the time. The cat likes to play in the toilet water, too.

Did you fall in Laura? Seems to me that would be learning lesson for you.

Would she prefer he leave it down and splatter pee all over it?

Ridiculous. Why is it his duty to put the seat down for her when she does not have the same duty to put it up for him? How lazy can she be?

Men have smaller bladders than women and need to use the facilities more often. I say, check the seat. Think of it as a stop sign.

My late brother-in-law was a severe downs syndrome case, so my father-in-law, being an engineer, designed a toilet that flushed by closing the lid, thereby solving the issue of seat up or down.

Adam. When you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Sit down to it, and live happily ever after.

There is alway one a s s h o l e commenter bringing up political on a non-political comic, and we got one today…

No way it could be Adam. Laura should know that. She has to change his diapers between feedings. It’s a wonder she has time to raise their 3 kids and earn a living with all the care dumb Adam needs.

Old folks deserve their own bathroom and actually need it!…

And then seperate beds, then seperate bedrooms with their own bathroom, such luxury…

I would tell her, “So? You’re a big girl. You need it down, put it down. When I want it up, I put it up.”

Simple, look before you sit.

Uh, you should be glad that he puts the seat up in the first place.