Called in sick? Or attacked by a bear?
Hey Bucky! Do your impression of a lawn mower.
It’s so realistic you have to take an antihistamine with it.
“I had that dream again.” – “The one where you’re flying?” – “No. The one where the dog is. And I have to chase him with those little blue baggies, apologizing to all the people.”
So the assumption was…what? Garage sale underwear up until now?
Ow! Right in the giblets!
I have it on good authority, that George Washington has never once lied on the internet.
I’d say those VR goggles are a perfect application for Cliff to use, since Cliff is virtually useless!
Mama said there’d be days like this, there’d be day’s like this, my mama said…
Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry are the only permissible shakes indoors. Don’t go for a dog shake at McDonald’s, they tend to frown on that kind of thing.