Whenever babysitting sons dog, she has to go in crate at mealtime to prevent fights with my dogs. She knows this and goes in without me saying anything.
Husband will sit for HOURS watching Fox snews with all the commercials, while I have to listen in any other room in the house. I will shoot that TV one of these days.
I once made a spinach lasagna for a dinner party when one person was a vegetarian. After dinner, when another person heard it was made with spinach, I thought she was going to throw up as she said “I don’t eat spinach!!!”.
When going to an event, I would tell husband what time we needed to leave. He would say it doesn’t take that long to get there. He never understands, it is more than driving there, it includes traffic, parking and walking in to venue.
I live in a rural area and often sing “cows to the left of me, horses to the right” as I am driving home.