You should have bought a bite bit
He wanted to record his exercise hissstory!
Don’t use it as a collar.
Do they make slither counters?
It should be possible to convert the device; two feet of slithering = one footstep.
Bet they wiggle out of the warranty.
And it probably slid off a lot, too!
She could let him exchange it for an old-fashioned watch without a battery, otherwise known as a sidewinder.
Obviously he didn’t take the stairs or it Would have recorded the steps.
But it’s got a genuine slither strap.
Well, you got the wrong model, silly….you should have had the Slither and Sway one.
You have to enter the length of your stride… oh, wait.
And he’s a drunk. He’ll never get through those 12 steps.
If you’re a Burmese python just wait here. We have people looking for you.
Should have a slither setting.
Needs “Slitherbit”…
Mine had the exact same defect.
Snake didn’t read the disclaimer: no workee with snakes.
Will the serpent be unbroken?
When it comes to exercise, he has high "asp"irations.
Maybe he had it set to the wrong scale.
Not sensitive enough to count the movement of scales for locomotion. Besides, aren’t those things nunchucks?
Realistically, a slither to the left and right should register the same as footstep.
That is a problem.
More like a Bit Fit. There might be a market for that device.
Maybe not, be he has certainly slimmed down.
“You didn’t take a single step.”
I think the funniest thing about this is that it reflects the level of sense in all too many real returns and customer complaints.
Ratkin 9 months ago
You should have bought a bite bit
ronaldspence 9 months ago
He wanted to record his exercise hissstory!
enigmamz 9 months ago
Don’t use it as a collar.
angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago
Do they make slither counters?
SteveHL 9 months ago
It should be possible to convert the device; two feet of slithering = one footstep.
Jayalexander 9 months ago
Bet they wiggle out of the warranty.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 9 months ago
And it probably slid off a lot, too!
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
She could let him exchange it for an old-fashioned watch without a battery, otherwise known as a sidewinder.
backyardcowboy 9 months ago
Obviously he didn’t take the stairs or it Would have recorded the steps.
Jeffin Premium Member 9 months ago
But it’s got a genuine slither strap.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Well, you got the wrong model, silly….you should have had the Slither and Sway one.
goboboyd 9 months ago
You have to enter the length of your stride… oh, wait.
otforever 9 months ago
And he’s a drunk. He’ll never get through those 12 steps.
flemmingo 9 months ago
If you’re a Burmese python just wait here. We have people looking for you.
figuratively speaking 9 months ago
Should have a slither setting.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Needs “Slitherbit”…
SavannahJim Premium Member 9 months ago
Mine had the exact same defect.
zarilla 9 months ago
Snake didn’t read the disclaimer: no workee with snakes.
The Brooklyn Accent 9 months ago
Will the serpent be unbroken?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
When it comes to exercise, he has high "asp"irations.
Lablubber 9 months ago
Maybe he had it set to the wrong scale.
zeexenon 9 months ago
Not sensitive enough to count the movement of scales for locomotion. Besides, aren’t those things nunchucks?
Bilan 9 months ago
Realistically, a slither to the left and right should register the same as footstep.
jasonsnakelover 9 months ago
That is a problem.
FrankPage creator 9 months ago
More like a Bit Fit. There might be a market for that device.
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
Maybe not, be he has certainly slimmed down.
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
“You didn’t take a single step.”
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
I think the funniest thing about this is that it reflects the level of sense in all too many real returns and customer complaints.