Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 01, 2023

what does Charlie Brown and the late Micheal Jackson have in common?

they both wore a single glove for no apparent reason…

Ouch, Sally! (but she’s right)

Soft ball?

Charlie Brown was going for balls instead of hitting, obviously.

One time there were four seasons. The bat’s good, but I don’t know about the batter since he’s not very good at hitting the ball.

That was my thinking, too, Sally.

Maybe Charlie Brown can become a cook. At that job he can beat the eggs and whip the cream. And strike the dinner triangle.

At least then, he would have HEARD a crack

Will you need some ointment for that burn you just got, CB?

Brutal.

Charlie Brown is coping. Either that, or he doesn’t want his precious bat to get damaged.

Right. Leave it to your sister to remind you of the unpleasant realities.

Ouch.

Not really, I cracked a bat almost in half by hitting the air.

Or a looter.

Mike drop!

oof

Or smacking smart mouthy little sisters with it…

Little sisters are so special. I remember shouting out answers to multiplication tables from the other room when my parents gave my big brother oral quizzes in the next room. Always got 8 × 7 before he did.

You didn’t even get a foul ball CB?

Ouch, quite the burn from sally

Oh snap!

BURN! Also accurate.

Or the back of your sister’s head!

Who didn’t see that one coming?

Low blow.

BURN!

Regardless ……. he’s right …… “NO” cracks ….. good for another year ….. :)

Hey CB is a pitcher, so he’s not expected to be able hit.

He walked right into that! And struck out.

Touche, Sally.

CB’s unlucky bat.

Siblings are best at showing the fault lines of each other.

A discordant note was heard from the peanut gallery.

Why are the girls in “Peanuts” so bratty like Charlie’s sister?

LOL :)

Picky, picky, picky!

Chuck is a “swing-and-a-miss” kinda guy….we still enjoy his company though….

that’s a nasty crack by Sally

Not nice to pick on your brother Sally.

Ouch!

Ya gotta point there, Sally.