Reminds me of in Mary Poppins where Bert tells Uncle Albert a joke to cheer him up and says “I always say there’s nothing like a good joke.” Uncle Albert replies: “No. And that was nothing like a good joke.”
“I’ll never forget walking down one of the aisles (of the grocery store) and seeing powdered milk; just add water and you get milk. Right next to it was powdered orange juice; just add water and you get orange juice. Then I saw baby powder, and I thought to myself, What a country!” – Yakov Smirnov
It’s not surprising that older people wouldn’t get the same jokes that young people get, especially if the jokes involve pop culture references or current slang. On the other hand, a lot of younger people wouldn’t get jokes told by the older generation.
Yesterday I had coffee with my nine buddies aged 66 > 79. For some reason we started talking about circumcision. So I mentioned that the current charge for circumcision is $200, plus tips. Half of them cracked up, and the other half didn’t get it.
My wife often doesn’t get my jokes … of course, the fact that she doesn’t speak English may have something to do with it. The gag often gets lost in the translation!
I remember the old Yakov Smirnoff routine about going to the supermarket. He saw powdered milk, just add water and you have milk. On another aisle, he saw powdered orange juice, just add water and you have orange juice. On yet another aisle, he saw baby powder – and exclaimed, “America! What a country!”
In my experience with some of my elders, it’s not that they don’t get the joke, they just can’t hear it well enough. If you don’t give it clearly the first time, you will be doomed to repeat the punchline.
I would have loved to have a conversation with both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking, Einstein and I would talk of music (he played the violin and I play the guitar) and Hawking about his humor despite his disabilities (I had an uncle who had polio who never had his disability stop him). If they both talked about Science I would be outside looking in so maybe I’ll add Sean Connery just so that I can listen to that voice one more time and he could talk about whatever he wanted. Indiana Jones was Henry Jones Junior and Indiana was the dog’s name??? lol
allen@home 11 months ago
Well you tried Earl.
C 11 months ago
Proof that she is older than sin
Argythree 11 months ago
Opal proves the writer’s point…
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 11 months ago
Sounds gruesome when you think about it.
californiamonty 11 months ago
Earl, you better not tell her about oatmeal cookies and Girl Scout cookies!
Alien-X 11 months ago
Your Honor, I rest my case!
carlsonbob 11 months ago
Opal is the one a little dense this time.
Doug K 11 months ago
Sometimes there is difference between what males think is funny and what females think is funny. Dad jokes don’t always work for moms.
Doug K 11 months ago
Reminds me of in Mary Poppins where Bert tells Uncle Albert a joke to cheer him up and says “I always say there’s nothing like a good joke.” Uncle Albert replies: “No. And that was nothing like a good joke.”
https://clip.cafe/mary-poppins-1964/i-got-a-jolly-joke-i-saved-just-such-an-occasion/
sandpiper 11 months ago
Obtuse wins.
Ubintold 11 months ago
What about motor oil?
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Some baby’s feelings were hurt in the making of this cartoon.
GROG Premium Member 11 months ago
Wait for the punch line.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member 11 months ago
I don’t get it.
iggyman 11 months ago
You have to get up pretty early “oiley?” in the morning to get one over on Opal, Earl!
hariseldon59 11 months ago
“I’ll never forget walking down one of the aisles (of the grocery store) and seeing powdered milk; just add water and you get milk. Right next to it was powdered orange juice; just add water and you get orange juice. Then I saw baby powder, and I thought to myself, What a country!” – Yakov Smirnov
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 11 months ago
I love these guys! And I am one of those ‘older adults’!
Robert Nowall Premium Member 11 months ago
“If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?”
tremaine53 11 months ago
That was for the benefit of the reading audience, Opal.
Frank Salem Premium Member 11 months ago
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
jagedlo 11 months ago
Way to prove the writer’s point, Opal!
hariseldon59 11 months ago
It’s not surprising that older people wouldn’t get the same jokes that young people get, especially if the jokes involve pop culture references or current slang. On the other hand, a lot of younger people wouldn’t get jokes told by the older generation.
DawnQuinn1 11 months ago
Methusela is her brother.
ANIMAL 11 months ago
Oh for GOD sake..!!!!!
elbow macaroni 11 months ago
That’s a poor excuse for a joke under any circumstances.
LKrueger41 11 months ago
I am pretty sure my wife is not a bigamist, secretly married to Earl. Maybe Opal is a twin sister I didn’t know about.
Ishka Bibel 11 months ago
And they grind up what is left to make baby powder
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 11 months ago
At this point, my wife would be making an irrelevant rant about oil and the price of gas.
walstib Premium Member 11 months ago
Yesterday I had coffee with my nine buddies aged 66 > 79. For some reason we started talking about circumcision. So I mentioned that the current charge for circumcision is $200, plus tips. Half of them cracked up, and the other half didn’t get it.
kucpa Premium Member 11 months ago
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
davidlwashburn 11 months ago
Nothing like proving the point, eh?
Jogger2 11 months ago
I get the type of response Opal gave a lot. People seem to have missed the If part, and give me a serious response to the “What” part. Two examples:
If the opposite of “pro” is “con”, what is the opposite of “progress”?
If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
ladykat 11 months ago
Isn’t the answer supposed to be “babies”?
morningglory73 Premium Member 11 months ago
Petroleum.
Rbigraff 11 months ago
I just told this joke to my wife. I got pretty much the same reaction.
Linguist 11 months ago
My wife often doesn’t get my jokes … of course, the fact that she doesn’t speak English may have something to do with it. The gag often gets lost in the translation!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Quit whiles you’re ahead!
oish 11 months ago
I once asked the internets if Baby Oil was flammable – it replied “No, but it is combustible, to keep those oiled babies away from an open flame”
Bookworm 11 months ago
I remember the old Yakov Smirnoff routine about going to the supermarket. He saw powdered milk, just add water and you have milk. On another aisle, he saw powdered orange juice, just add water and you have orange juice. On yet another aisle, he saw baby powder – and exclaimed, “America! What a country!”
artjohn42 11 months ago
And…rimshot!
listmom 11 months ago
In my experience with some of my elders, it’s not that they don’t get the joke, they just can’t hear it well enough. If you don’t give it clearly the first time, you will be doomed to repeat the punchline.
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
Opal fits the bill!
kmccjoe1 11 months ago
Ooh, Pearl is good. Nailed him!
w16521 11 months ago
Thank you Opal for proving the university’s study.
Smeagol 11 months ago
I would have loved to have a conversation with both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking, Einstein and I would talk of music (he played the violin and I play the guitar) and Hawking about his humor despite his disabilities (I had an uncle who had polio who never had his disability stop him). If they both talked about Science I would be outside looking in so maybe I’ll add Sean Connery just so that I can listen to that voice one more time and he could talk about whatever he wanted. Indiana Jones was Henry Jones Junior and Indiana was the dog’s name??? lol
russb53 11 months ago
I know your pain, Earl, I know your pain…
tcviii Premium Member 10 months ago
OK, so what is mineral oil made from?