Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 10, 2023

Not worse than the usual elevator music.

Could have been worse, could have been bagpipes!

He should play some weird al yankovic songs.

As Lawrence Welk would say…, Thank you Myron, awunnerful, awunnerful.

Ralph, you can stop now.

Elevator homicides on the rise

Polka Time!

Wow! What are the odds! That couple is soooooo lucky!

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

I would say “Accordion” to who.

In another life I was a professional church musician (organist, choirmaster). One of the sopranos was also a flautist, and we played duets sometimes in worship. In the congregation was an older fellow who played the accordion. One Sunday he asked me if I had access to any pipe organ, flute and accordion trio music. He was very enthusiastic about it. And quite disappointed when I said I didn’t have any or know of any.

Can you get earworms from accordions?

If he knows any C&W, they’re in the right place for square dancing

And when the they finally got the doors opened, tragically, only two had survived the ordeal.

Do-si-do your partner.

Murder in the elevator.

Accordion music is great! My grandpa played it! But in an elevator…not so much!

At least he doesn’t have a banjo.

The accordion is not going to make it.

The definition of Perfect Pitch: When you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it lands on a banjo.

Only if you are Weird Al

Hope he knows the “Beer Barrel Polka”.

And here’s my rendition of “Lady Of Spain” one more time!

And the Scott taking the picture is about to play his best War Charge … just as soon as he gets his stuck kilt down.

Evidently, that guy doesn’t know how to reed the room.

Look out bellow!!

If its a Zydeco accordion, I say play it

Three piece band – accordion, bagpipes and a banjo with Yoko Ono singing Achy Breaky Heart.

This is a reach, but here goes :

Otis would not have approved …!

( a-one-a, a-two-a, a-boo-ya )

Squirrely got it right…

Let’s do the Tarantella first…

Rosco will be entertaining them with a medley variations based on P.D.Q. Bach’s “Royal Firewater Musick” (S. 1/5)

And then there were two.

I love the accordion! I actually found a teacher down here close to where I live. Love the band They Might Be Giants so much I just had to take up the squeezebox.