Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 14, 2023

He’s not a jacka ss, he’s extra protein.

And the mule is saying See! no matter where I go…..

Maybe you’re braying to the wrong God.

At least this one can be barbecued.

Awww…..but he’s cute.

Yeppers, I have a major A-hole as a neighbour!

Is this Wiley’s way of acknowledging how annoying some pretentious and omniscient Democrats can appear to those around them? Maybe he’s seeing the light!

Somehow this reminds of something that my father used to tell me a long, long time ago…. the real reason you never see donkeys enrolled in college… is because nobody likes a smart a$$.

Yeah, but this one is probably more lovable. :)

On the bright side, they won’t be resorting to cannibalism.

I wonder what the neighbor is thinking about his new neighbors.

At least it’s a herbivore.

Joe Biden’s next door neighbors go on a cruise.

Especially when the grove is twice as lush on the other side of the divide.

As an aside, when we went to visit my dads mom, the person next door has a jacka$$ and most m would say she was going to go over and per Mel’s a$$

As far as real estate values are concerned, the donkey is in front. It’s island has two trees and no riff raff.

Perhaps it’s a commentary on the couple rather than the neighbors.

and he has 2 trees

A 30- year real estate agent called in to a political talk show and said that only in the last five years have people started looking for homes that aligned with, or at least not against, their political affiliation.

A shipwreck cartoon on April 14, the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. Coincidence? Well, yeah, probably

Profile of current political debate

It’s women like that who drive men to like donkeys

This is Absolutely Gods truth!

Welcome to Florida. (Or maybe Texas.)

That neighbor’s definitely food for thought!

And the on the next island over … not happy having a jennyass for a neighbor.

Balthazar continues on his “adventures.”

Invite the jacka$$ over for dinner, there’ll be leftovers for several days.

Is this, by any chance, the true origin story behind The Black Stallion?

Hee haw!

Dinner!

Yes, but how does he feel about you?

Yeah I gotta say, ‘That Neighbor’ moved away last year. We all cheered and the feeling of the neighborhood has totally relaxed since his departure.

They must be republicans.

Every neighborhood has one. If your neighborhood doesn’t…

Wiley again proves he has RUN OUT OF FUNNY cartoon Idea’s.

I live in central FL. There is a huge jack@ss to the north and another one to the south.

Yep, that donkey sure drew the short straw in the neighborhood lottery

Let me tell you about real jack*sses: my neighbor planted a hedge. The city code requires hedges be kept to a 6 foot height. Over the years it grew to 18 feet, blocking my beautiful view of Mt Rainier, while year after year the man promised to cut it back but didn’t. I finally complained to the city and they required him to take it down to 6 feet. End of story? No! A day later I got a 3 inch nail in my tire while parked in my driveway. Since that day the jack*ss stopped trimming his orchard (peaches, kiwifruit, etc) and those have grown up to block my view. The city has no say about that since it isn’t a hedge. Now that’s a REAL jack*ss for you!

Is it actually a Jenny?

Ain’t it the truth?

Wiley probably wanted to take this cartoon back as soon as he realized it had a double meaning

Out of Service proves even the comment sections aren’t safe. Don’t feed it!

Annnd so does your neigkhbor.

Careful that could be Francis the talking mule.

Can’t even comic page people not turn everything humorous into a political platform? Sick

Congratulations Wiley, you have done it again!

You can lead a horse to water, but a jack@ss will just drown