Using “late” in the sense of recently deceased, how long must someone be dead before they are no longer “late”? For example, we would speak of the late Racquel Welch, but not of the late Lillie Langtry.
And back to Shannon, she’ll probably be late for her own funeral.
Ratkin about 1 year ago
See you later later.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
she surprised everyone
TonysSon about 1 year ago
She wouldn’t be caught dead missing this award.
TStyle78 about 1 year ago
My job doesn’t give awards for being on time so why bother.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
When I was young, I puzzled over the meaning of words and phrases grownups used such as, “She’s a widow. Her late husband died in their living room.”
How could someone be a “window”? Why was her husband killed for being “late”? How could he die in their “living” room?
And: How could our one nation be “invisible”? Why was Mary “full of grapes”? Did baby Jesus wear “Fruit of the Loom?”
nosirrom about 1 year ago
Better the late than never Shannon Horowitz.
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
Now for Molly Pitcher voted most likely to suck seed.
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
Using “late” in the sense of recently deceased, how long must someone be dead before they are no longer “late”? For example, we would speak of the late Racquel Welch, but not of the late Lillie Langtry.
And back to Shannon, she’ll probably be late for her own funeral.
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
Probably due to the daylight savings switch. Wait till the fall switch.
iggyman about 1 year ago
Better late than never!
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I honestly didn’t see THAT punch line coming. Good job, Scott.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
“Not tardy” party.
uniquename about 1 year ago
Next on today’s sarcasm awards…
ekke about 1 year ago
And why was Shirley, good Mrs. Murphy, following me?
zeexenon about 1 year ago
All the men in her neighborhood are greatly relieved.
Stephen Gilberg about 1 year ago
Reminds me of when my classmates celebrated the first time I didn’t come last in a gym race.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yeah, I once worked for a guy like that, to whom being on time was more important than getting the job done.
Mayor Snorkum about 1 year ago
I used to wonder who those Free Kings of Ory and Tar were.