The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 16, 2023

Life’s short.

Age is only a number.

not a minute to spare!

Don’t name your aircraft “May Fly”

Enjoy it like it’s your last drink . . .

I think that was a happy hour tap, maybe .08 or better.

“Brother, may I?”

“Yes, you may!”

Only the female mosquito drinks blood

Sad life of a mayfly!

Our toast :“May we always be spared from the windshields of life”!

From Chez May to Dis May.

After the dinner, they’ll rent a hotel room for a minute.

Better chug, it’s getting to terminal time.

I rode through a swarm of mayflies once on the motorcycle. What a mess!

He knows what he’s talking about. It’s not like he was born yesterday…er…

Hey, what are my pets doing there?

If you see a Mayfly in March, does that mean spring came early?

Mayflies don’t buzz, but they can get buzzed.

Time is of the essence. …….

Blood wine? Klingon mosquitos?

I once worked with an entomologist whose day job was studying mosquitoes because that’s where the money is, but his real passion was mayflies. In fact he had discovered a few new species of them while in pursuit of his hobby.

The fly form is just the mating form of an organism that lives three years in its naiad form, which is pretty long-lived for an insect. Don’t feel sorry for May flies.

I’d rather be a doesfly.

French flies?

A scene from the soap opera “As The Second Hand Moves”.

Life is short, drink like nobody’s watching.