The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 18, 2023

I guess he nipped that in the bud.

He knew he was in the right areola.

At least he wasn’t looking for Virgaina”

He’s got a paper map? He doesn’t keep abreast of new technology.

Yeah, it’s at the top of the big round hill!!!

Down the road a bit is Mound House. Now I think I know where it got its name.

Yeah… I definitely needed to see the comments to get the joke.

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to the burlesque show we go. We pay two bits to see ……

Careful you’ll put your eye out.

Oh Brother! Good one though!

How did Mr. Clean become the guard of a burlesque place?

24/7 along the highways here. Salt and sand storage bins for winter maintenance. Always known as Dolly Partons, they build them in pairs. They are 1000 DDDs.

Locals in Memphis, TN refer to the Hernando DeSoto bridge as the Dolly Parton Bridge. Google it. You’ll see why. . .

What a boob.

Live Burlesque? As opposed to???….

I think he’s lost in translation.

Those Florida tourists!

Milk it all you can

Stay abreast of where you are

Do not be a boob

Be careful…this might be a booby trap!!

Maybe he got those directions from Ogle Maps?

OY VEY!

Don’t get this one. Another popular culture reference?

I live in Naples. Don’t send him my way.

Come inside and see Natasha from Naples.

Not nipples???

Wow the puns here today….

So it’s not on the Strip? :)

Crime & PUN – ISH -ment.

Ok people get your minds out of the gutter. He’s looking for Naples and nothing else could possibly come to mind now could it ?

I was thinking Navels when I when I saw Naples and that reminded me of the story Mort Walker (the creator of beatle Bailey) had about his editor and how his editor would always cover or scrape off any navel that showed up in the comic. Finally Mort got tired of his editor’s antics and wrote a comic where the sergeant got a delivery of navel oranges where the fruit had spilled out on his desk, each one showing a navel. The editor finally stopped editing out Mort’s navels.

He’s definitely not looking for office supplies.

“Miles?” Must mean Naples Florida. Maybe he will even see some cow n*pples or t@@ts along the way.

My wife (RIP) was of Sicilian extraction and could “tan” to the Black as the Ace of Spades level. I’m the Casper the Friendly Ghost poster boy. Some of the oldsters looked at us very disapprovingly when we vacationed in Naples, FL in the ’80s.

Can’t see Naples from Burlesque. Tassels, yes.

i just love broad humor…

“How many naples are you looking for? We have lots.”

I am going to assume Pelican Bay, because if you go west from Naples, you go into the gulf, south and east take you into a forest. (Naples Florida)

What a boob! ;-p

This would work better if he was using an app with autocorrect.

Why is that guy getting snippy? Has he had a nip or two? Why would a bouncer at a burlesque show be confused about Nip… I mean Naples… Oh. OH! Oh my.