Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 08, 2023

What do you think I should think about thinking about what I want to think about?

I think not.

Let’s Not overthink this.

Girls

Have you thought about what you would like to not think about while you’re trying to empty your mind to achieve enlightenment.

„How not be be called grashopper anymore…“

I think that I shall never grow up.

He’s giving him the cold shoulder.

Think of all the things you can think, pink two horned unicorns; guppie sized whales; peace, love, and equality.

Maybe, “why was I born with no right hand?’

I’ll think about getting out of this freaking trash heap and buy some real threads and smoke a little weed and hang out with some wild babes.

I was wondering where the Sun set until it dawned on me.

Design tabletop Zen gardens.

I’m still mulling it over

Airbending :)

better seating

yeah. how can I get an $800K a month job doing something I know nothing about? how can I break the law over and over again and nobody will care or hold me accountable? why do so many people have absolutely no clue about what’s going on and yet think they can lecture me about how to live my life and what to think? (I guess if I could answer that last one I could get a job at $800K a month

“I’ll probably be thinking about knee replacement surgery.”

Hoooome.

“I’m going to cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute.”

I’m still mulling over the sound of one hand clapping…

“I want to do a remake of “Hello Dalai”….

I will think about why I keep getting “one hand clapping” when I flip a Zen coin.

Now, I think it’s time for a nice scream koan.