They do it so they can drop it into my trash can, and always right after the trash collection truck has emptied it so their “little present” can fester and stink in the bottom of my can, maybe with the bag splitting open, for an entire week before the next collection day. Did I mention I don’t have a dog? That’s because I really don’t want to have to deal with cleaning up their “little presents,” so I’m really not too keen on dealing with someone else’s. (OK, end of rant…)
I wrote a poem on this very topic. This is the second stanzaYour dog thinks you’re an idiotI can not but agreeHe does not do a lick of workAnd lives with you for freeAnd thrice a day you take himOutside for a little walkAnd urge him to evacuateHis bowels with baby talkAnd when he does you greet itWith much fanfare and great joyYou pat him on his furry headAnd call him a good boy.He watches as you bag itGather every precious slugHe thinks next time he’ll save the tripAnd leave it on your rug
Learning what they could do with it would be too much for your conspiratorial mind. But fertile (sorry) fodder for talk radio for four hours a day for a week.. at least. What do ‘They’ do with it? I’ll tell you after these commercial messages from our sponsors… that I own.
There was a case where an owner did not pick up his dog’s droppings. The victim had it analyzed and through DNA was able to identify the perpetrator. Owner was fined for breaking the city ordinance
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
“Would you prefer to do it in a box filled with “litter”?”
Doug K about 1 year ago
Does it get marked “Top Secret”? Does it get put in a SCIF?
Zykoic about 1 year ago
I always say, “One for the Governor.” as I drop it in the trash barrel at the park.
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
Yes, the CIA. The Cat Illuminati Authority.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
He’s Putin us on.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 1 year ago
They do it so they can drop it into my trash can, and always right after the trash collection truck has emptied it so their “little present” can fester and stink in the bottom of my can, maybe with the bag splitting open, for an entire week before the next collection day. Did I mention I don’t have a dog? That’s because I really don’t want to have to deal with cleaning up their “little presents,” so I’m really not too keen on dealing with someone else’s. (OK, end of rant…)
juicebruce about 1 year ago
Good point tis just fertilizer ;-)
jagedlo about 1 year ago
recycling the wall from “Peanuts”?
Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 1 year ago
I thought he was talking about treats, then I realize what he meant. LOL
uniquename about 1 year ago
It’s the deep doo-doo state!
Ishka Bibel about 1 year ago
I wrote a poem on this very topic. This is the second stanzaYour dog thinks you’re an idiotI can not but agreeHe does not do a lick of workAnd lives with you for freeAnd thrice a day you take himOutside for a little walkAnd urge him to evacuateHis bowels with baby talkAnd when he does you greet itWith much fanfare and great joyYou pat him on his furry headAnd call him a good boy.He watches as you bag itGather every precious slugHe thinks next time he’ll save the tripAnd leave it on your rug
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Learning what they could do with it would be too much for your conspiratorial mind. But fertile (sorry) fodder for talk radio for four hours a day for a week.. at least. What do ‘They’ do with it? I’ll tell you after these commercial messages from our sponsors… that I own.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
There was a case where an owner did not pick up his dog’s droppings. The victim had it analyzed and through DNA was able to identify the perpetrator. Owner was fined for breaking the city ordinance
KEA about 1 year ago
humans are insane, there’s no figuring them out
prrdh about 1 year ago
It’s very simple, really. Space aliens have an unaccountable fascination for dog poop.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
Didn’t Brooks & Dun do a song about this. I think it was called the Poop Scooping Boogie.
thebashfulone about 1 year ago
This reminds me of one of my all time favorite comics—check out “Bacon” for Sept. 28, 2018.
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago
We need to get the straight poop on this situation.
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
If he’s a talking dog, why doesn’t he just clear up the matter by asking?
dogday Premium Member about 1 year ago
I LOVE these guys!
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
he won’t rest until he gets the real poop on what’s going on…
cleokaya about 1 year ago
I am sure it has something to do with asstrophysics
sleepycuopojoe Premium Member about 1 year ago
Poor dog has spent too much time watching Fox News