“One thing is certain: a penguin is not a creature of the air. Witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as plummet.”
I told you yesterday, it was the Yeti that set up the penguins with the liquor. Dude got everyone plastered, blamed the penguins, and made out with the trophy.
And of course penguins can’t fly, they were drunk!
And Eddie stole their ride home. Now they’ll be stuck up there until next year.
Asharah over 1 year ago
Book ’em a jet
salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eddie for president on the Republican ticket, with Santos for veep.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
What’s he smoking in that pipe?
Doug K over 1 year ago
Reminiscent of a Thanksgiving Day turkey drop on WKRP.
Smile Sardonically over 1 year ago
Oh, the humanity!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
Where’s your boat, Eddie?
Jeff0811 over 1 year ago
As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Please, what does he smoke? Please, I beg!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
That was great!
Interventor12 over 1 year ago
She just cut off his booze.
dadoctah over 1 year ago
“One thing is certain: a penguin is not a creature of the air. Witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as plummet.”
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eddie is quite the story teller. Penguins flew home. Ha! :-D
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
They were booked on Southwest and their flight was cancelled.
[Unnamed Reader - 9bbaa9] over 1 year ago
Now, can we have Victoria and Joe get married?
KALKAY32 over 1 year ago
Eddie is always a good story line.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Perfect timing. Eddie has had enough to drink, and I have had enough of his story. Say good night Eddie.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Eddie’s stories and tails are full of inconstancies…
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
Penguins do fly. They do it underwater. The motions of flight propels them thru the water. Let’s see an eagle do that, in water at -2 celsuis.
dkolsen1125 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Absolutely the laugh I needed to end 2022. Now to wipe the coffee off my monitor.
T... over 1 year ago
That tall tale is even bigger than the Burj Khalifa…
T... over 1 year ago
That tall tale is even taller than the Burj Khalifa…
anomaly over 1 year ago
If a penguin passes the tests, they should be able to get a license to fly.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
He has finally gone too far for them—me a few days ago.
dlieby Premium Member over 1 year ago
Totally hilarious! Thanks for the belly laugh.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Yeti’s have won every checkers tournament they’ve ever been in.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Penguins own aircraft. They form associations and buy them cooperatively.
Izzy Moreno over 1 year ago
I told you yesterday, it was the Yeti that set up the penguins with the liquor. Dude got everyone plastered, blamed the penguins, and made out with the trophy.
And of course penguins can’t fly, they were drunk!
And Eddie stole their ride home. Now they’ll be stuck up there until next year.
websterphreaky over 1 year ago
STUPID, must be running out of idea the last few months …. maybe the whole year.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 1 year ago
Penguins fly under water.