I bet they still complain, and he bought new rope and everything. One small leap for a man… He must be eliminating relatives. The nooses are about two feet off the floor.
Executioners with Santa hats, knights riding reindeer, all of the town’s little people dressed like elves, and in an attempt to look more like Santa the wizard swells himself up to an incredible size of 100 yards before exploding all over ID in a huge dressing of snow.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
What you need is to hang some mistletoe … or perhaps the toe of a silent knight.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
I love it, you get no compliants, UNLESS you use a used rope
Doug K over 1 year ago
He should have the wreath turned so the bow hangs down.
And how about some mistletoe on the gallows above each noose?
Imagine over 1 year ago
Now THAT’S Christmas spirit. Or was that Easter?
Pony99CA over 1 year ago
He’s not going to lose his Fink Card over that move.
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
Fink just does not get it.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder how many lumps of coal the King gets in his Christmas stocking?
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Now you need to execute someone named Miss L’Toe
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Turn it sideways and play drop-the-body-through-the-wreath.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
I’m with Rodney on this one!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
Lighten the mood just before putting out the lights.
FJB Premium Member over 1 year ago
POTUS plan for “Jan 6”, but My Pillows for Antifa and BLM rioters.
bryce.gear over 1 year ago
That is truly Gallows humor.
DavidSharp Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Christmas is coming, and the noose is getting tight. Please to hang some peasants by the Fink’s pretty lights.”
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
directing a holiday play was already taken?
cmerb over 1 year ago
I heard that sometimes the ( head pops right off ) ? Now that is a mess for sure : (
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
I bet they still complain, and he bought new rope and everything. One small leap for a man… He must be eliminating relatives. The nooses are about two feet off the floor.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Have yourself a merry little…execution?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yipes! Are those nooses? Where’s the outrage? Where’s the Peaceful Protest and Target burning?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Heart warming. No, actually heart burning.
rshive over 1 year ago
Need some pretty lights on the nooses.
oish over 1 year ago
The bows were all hung on the gallows with care in hopes that St. Neck’lbreak soon would be there.
petermerck over 1 year ago
Some suggested mistletoe but would you want to see the condemned kissing before they drop?
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
Let’s put wreaths on the hangman noose, so the peasants will look festively on the platform. Yip yip yip yip yip
Camiyami Premium Member over 1 year ago
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat!…
geese28 over 1 year ago
Wow talk about “hanging” on a mistletoe….
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
IDE rather see the mote decorated than the gallows, FINK!
hk Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ship that to Chicago and NY.
KEA over 1 year ago
could use some lights
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Christmas music would be a nice touch
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Executioners with Santa hats, knights riding reindeer, all of the town’s little people dressed like elves, and in an attempt to look more like Santa the wizard swells himself up to an incredible size of 100 yards before exploding all over ID in a huge dressing of snow.
stamps over 1 year ago
And the traitors were hung by the chimney with care.
I Mad Am I over 1 year ago
Themed Christmas! Except I always figured the King of Id would aim more for a Herod The Great motif.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gee, I’m getting all choked up!
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
To make it more festive, Lard A** 45 should be set to be hung!
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m sure the next criminal to go to the gallows will be so grateful for the King’s thoughtfulness.
M.K.Staffeld over 1 year ago
You can just imagine the sarcasm in Rodney’s tone…
tinstar over 1 year ago
Is this a new concept of “hanging the decorations?”