BARF YUCK LOL LOL
Be less dim with our phlegm.
Really, he’s going for truth in advertising??
Buy Phlegm Buoyant to give yourself a lift.
Try alliteration: phlegm flim-flam.
Gem, hem, REM, Clem, them, Shem, BEM, stem, fem, Lem.
“Whether Butch or Fem, you NEED our phlegm”
Rule 1, if it’s gross, don’t be specific. It’s fish “essence” the rest is fine print. I buy “hot dogs” not “tubes of animal waste parts and saw dust”.
The decline of a once-proud strip continues…
Gem!
Slim
Yeah, like I said, nobody’s gonna be biting with such a slogan as that.
“Be “HOT”, use our snot!"
Floundering? If you sold Flounder, I might jump into cartoonland and buy some. Love Flounder.
Market it right and you’ll make a fortune.
Gak. I’m glad it’s Saturday and hoping Monday brings a different topic.
Confound them, with our phlegm
“Floundering”.
phlegm, tastes much better than toe jam…
Hammer please.
If it’s a supplement, all you have to say is that it is made from “100% natural ingredients”.
You could have a mascot. Phlegm Jim!
Oh it’s totally the product! Nobody wants to drink fish spit…or any animal spit really!
Dr.VORE over 1 year ago
BARF YUCK LOL LOL
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Be less dim with our phlegm.
blah_duh over 1 year ago
Really, he’s going for truth in advertising??
Ratkin over 1 year ago
Buy Phlegm Buoyant to give yourself a lift.
electricshadow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Try alliteration: phlegm flim-flam.
Uncle Kenny over 1 year ago
Gem, hem, REM, Clem, them, Shem, BEM, stem, fem, Lem.
ddl297 over 1 year ago
“Whether Butch or Fem, you NEED our phlegm”
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Rule 1, if it’s gross, don’t be specific. It’s fish “essence” the rest is fine print. I buy “hot dogs” not “tubes of animal waste parts and saw dust”.
elbow macaroni over 1 year ago
The decline of a once-proud strip continues…
ComicsMama2 over 1 year ago
Gem!
Patriot Dissenter over 1 year ago
Slim
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
Yeah, like I said, nobody’s gonna be biting with such a slogan as that.
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
“Be “HOT”, use our snot!"
samfran6-0 over 1 year ago
Floundering? If you sold Flounder, I might jump into cartoonland and buy some. Love Flounder.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
Market it right and you’ll make a fortune.
cmxx over 1 year ago
Gak. I’m glad it’s Saturday and hoping Monday brings a different topic.
BRBurns1960 over 1 year ago
Confound them, with our phlegm
Bozoid the Magnificent Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Floundering”.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
phlegm, tastes much better than toe jam…
WentHulk over 1 year ago
Hammer please.
AZPhinFan over 1 year ago
If it’s a supplement, all you have to say is that it is made from “100% natural ingredients”.
daking27 over 1 year ago
You could have a mascot. Phlegm Jim!
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Oh it’s totally the product! Nobody wants to drink fish spit…or any animal spit really!