Why would you want to chase something with four legs when something else with two legs ( without using wings ) just got away from you?
That was the Easter episode.
Hopefully you would know about that before saying “I do.”
“Well, you see, I went to an open audition for an aquatic bookworm…”
That’s because the teachers were born after the ‘90s, and they think it’s old-timey.
Dad’s late for work, unshaven, and shirt wrinkled for the same reason.
Sorry to hear that all of those huge, razor-sharp shark teeth don’t actually work.
How did they get his feet into a solid block of styrofoam? Do you pour it liquid-y like concrete? Maybe he just grabbed the wrong bag at the hardware store.
If they want someone with a hoodie, the kid should have his dad come in and read it.
If that would have been an acceptable excuse when I went to school, all of the bullies would have stayed home on their bad days, and I wouldn’t have been voted “Most likely never to go to a high school reunion.”