Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 27, 2022

Speedos don’t say anything smart and professional about boys, and they make them look gross.

Sexy astronaut costume

Sexy security officer that’s about to punch you?

But, Pam, you look se… never mind.

Why do I think Tim was wearing his sexy cartoonist costume today?

But whatever you wears you will looks se….uh…er… splendid, Pam.

A pant suit is not normally considered a costume.

C’mon Pam, I dare you to wear the sexy vampire one.

One Halloween, I saw an ad for a “Sexy Spongebob” cosume. Nopenopenopenope.

“Due to staffing shortages, anyone caught wearing a ‘sexy nurse’ costume will be required to pick up a shift.”

That’s a genuine problem when trying to buy a female cosplay costume.

Just look at https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=assassin%27s+creed+costume+female for example.

What, no sexy cat suits?

Ain’t this the truth. :P

Careful don’t go to far, this is a family comic.

Of course, Trick or Treating is always the best time to show your serious adult, sober side.

Smart professional women make their own costumes.

“Smart and Professional? Hmmm, well, we have Catwoman, Mystique, and Seven of Nine…”

Anybody ever see an ad for a halloween costume store that didn’t include these?

she could wear a cardboard box and still look good.

♫ I’m too sexy for my clothes, Too sexy for my clothes ♫♫

Next year we should have “sexy ISS commander”. You know what I mean. She brought cosplay to near Earth orbit. :) :) :)

“When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.” —Tom Lehrer

Go for the sexy scientist Pam

Sorry, can’t be done because all women are sexy and therefore unless you go with men’s costume, gonna happen.

(And women then transform men’s attire into something sexy.)

She could dress up at Dr. Mel. (Who thinks he’s smart & professional.) That would really be scary!

For a moment, I thought that was Brewster, no longer squinting.

How about this Norman Bates’ mother costume?

Pam you look good in any thing or nothing!

Costume manufacturers only make what is in demand….

Pam is sexy fully clothed.

Pam should get costumed as someone like Marie Curie, Amelia Earhart or Susan Anthony.

I once made myself up so that my face looked like a Burn Victim.

It even scared some of the Parents who came around with their Toddlers.