I had a co-worker who transferred to another location for a few years. When she came back she said she hated it there because the people there would say “let’s do lunch sometime” but they never did. She wanted them to say “let’s do lunch this Friday”. Now that I think about it she could have said that instead of waiting for them to say it.
On the telephone I hear “I’m going to let you go now” meaning “please hang up & let me get on with my life.” I solved this issue by not answering my phone.
Herb Tarlek: [angrily] What do you mean it’s your painting?Bailey Quarters: Well, you gave it to me. It’s mine.Herb Tarlek: When?Bailey Quarters: Ten minutes ago.Herb Tarlek: Where?Bailey Quarters: [pointing] Right here, you said, “here, you can have it”.Herb Tarlek: Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, Bailey. “You can have it” is just a figure of speech. People say it all the time. It doesn’t mean anything, it’s like, uh… “thanks a million” or “so is your mother”.Bailey Quarters: It’s my painting Herb, thanks a million.Herb Tarlek: I really don’t believe you. I just don’t believe you, Bailey. You come in here every morning in your freshly pressed outfits and your freshly scrubbed face, and you sit here, all day, hardly speaking above a whisper, and then, when a man is, is vulnerable, shaken, upset, you, you just reach out and, and rip from him what is rightfully and fairly his. Bailey, I, I… I’m just so disappointed.Bailey Quarters: [had pretended to be on the verge of tears] Herb, so is your mother.
I’m sure some of you out there grew up hearing your parents reply to a request you made with ’I’ll think about it’, or ’We’ll ad’s, and that often meant no.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Goat suffers from that disorder that keeps him from lying.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Translate this, Rat: You have a wonderful personality and a great sense of humor.
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Bless Rat’s little heart.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Find new friends goat, please find new friends
Bilan over 1 year ago
Nobody has ever even said that to Rat.
Baarorso over 1 year ago
In other words, you take phrases and twist them into what you think they should mean. :/
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
See you laid-ter = I’ll see you at your funeral.
Ricky Bennett over 1 year ago
More like “Let’s share some hot dog condiments soon”…
nosirrom over 1 year ago
“A penny for your thought” is another one. I’ve never gotten a penny.
pontiac59 over 1 year ago
Rat’s not wrong. Everyone who’s ever said that to me has never been heard from again
Gent over 1 year ago
Eh me thought that meant ketchup is over and you wants more soon.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
“Have a nice day” = “cram it with walnuts”
jimchronister2016 over 1 year ago
steph you got this one right on!
Skippy the Magnificent over 1 year ago
My favorite is “with all due respect…..”.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Rat has deep rooted daddy issues.
MS72 over 1 year ago
What’s wrong with the catsup?
David in Webb Premium Member over 1 year ago
I had a co-worker who transferred to another location for a few years. When she came back she said she hated it there because the people there would say “let’s do lunch sometime” but they never did. She wanted them to say “let’s do lunch this Friday”. Now that I think about it she could have said that instead of waiting for them to say it.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
No offense, Rat, but……..
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
C U Next Tuesday
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I’ve grown to learn that RAT is on to something…and it’s true…sincerity has left the building!
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
OK, then, what’s the meaning of the phrases “That’s fine” and “It’s fine”?
I hear people use them interchangeably for “Yes” and “No”, and I hate that.
Snolep over 1 year ago
Neurotypical talk. Frustrating and confusing to those who are not.
joannesshadow over 1 year ago
When someone asks, “How are you?” They don’t really want to know. Lie to them.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
I like ketchup no matter what they say.
petermerck over 1 year ago
I actually mean it = most people never belive a word I say.
stamps over 1 year ago
“Hi, how are you?”. Real meaning: I don’t give a r at’s a**, I just want to moan and whine about my problems.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 1 year ago
On the telephone I hear “I’m going to let you go now” meaning “please hang up & let me get on with my life.” I solved this issue by not answering my phone.
Donna S over 1 year ago
Reminds me of realtor language. Cute and cozy is actually old and tiny.
NWdryad over 1 year ago
The people who respond by saying “Sure, absolutely!” are the ones who don’t mean it.
KEA over 1 year ago
Herb Tarlek: [angrily] What do you mean it’s your painting?Bailey Quarters: Well, you gave it to me. It’s mine.Herb Tarlek: When?Bailey Quarters: Ten minutes ago.Herb Tarlek: Where?Bailey Quarters: [pointing] Right here, you said, “here, you can have it”.Herb Tarlek: Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, Bailey. “You can have it” is just a figure of speech. People say it all the time. It doesn’t mean anything, it’s like, uh… “thanks a million” or “so is your mother”.Bailey Quarters: It’s my painting Herb, thanks a million.Herb Tarlek: I really don’t believe you. I just don’t believe you, Bailey. You come in here every morning in your freshly pressed outfits and your freshly scrubbed face, and you sit here, all day, hardly speaking above a whisper, and then, when a man is, is vulnerable, shaken, upset, you, you just reach out and, and rip from him what is rightfully and fairly his. Bailey, I, I… I’m just so disappointed.Bailey Quarters: [had pretended to be on the verge of tears] Herb, so is your mother.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Clerks and cashiers don’t really care if you have a nice day.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good one.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
I’m sure some of you out there grew up hearing your parents reply to a request you made with ’I’ll think about it’, or ’We’ll ad’s, and that often meant no.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Rat lives what he says. That’s harsh, brutal honesty….
C over 1 year ago
Spitballing
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yeah, you mean it when you say it, but sadly the result is the same.
mahnster over 1 year ago
Catsup as soon as we eat is better than catsup at the end of the meal.