The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 20, 2022

Ex-pet

We don’t get to see Eno’s eyes very often.

Oooh-weee. That’s gotta sting…

Well… At least, he’s gonna gain a lot…

I hope they got that on video.

Feel the pain part.

Didn’t gain anything from that pain.

Hope Eno’s not planning on having any children soon.

No Brain, No Pain.

Right in the Federal Reserve!

This one made me go fetal….

Oops! There goes the next generation.

With a little gain, there is a little pain!!!

With the swelling there will be some gain but it’s only temporary.

I wonder what he gained from that.

Right in the old beer belly.

Foreshadowing my inguinal hernia repair surgery at 11:00 today.

There was a whole lot of “gain” in that last panel.

I’m thinking Eno has gained enough for one week. Take a lap. Run it off.

For today’s “Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal” I was going to post the comment “Hey Eve, take a puff of THIS”, but I figured I’d get sanctioned or banned or something. Then GoComics publishes this one. Seriously, when you think about it, which is more offensive? My comment or this Duplex?

I have never understood why striking a man’s crotch is considered funny. Phallus shame? Or what?

I have a friend who recently started lifting weights. I told her if she was going to use hand weights to get steel-toed shoes. I think I have a suggestion for Eno.

another reason I don’t work out %

Accident? I think not….

Much pain from strain…

Quick Fang. Grab him a beer. :)

Ooh! Right in the kanickies!

Definitely AFV worthy!

He’ll have to change seats in the Sunday choir after that one!

The silver lining: the dumbbell missed his foot.

Well he gained lots of pain.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Great artwork! That’s what you get for being so mean to Fang. burp. :)

I was using one of those exercise bands wrapped around the leg of my desk, and the metal loop which connects the band to the handle, ripped out of the handle and the band went one way and I went the other. The metal end slammed into my computer, which was under the desk, and smashed the fan to smithereens. I stumbled, and although I did not fall, I managed to catch myself by stubbing my big toe so badly that it turned purple and was quite painful to walk on. Good times.

Always in the groin. :yawn:

I saw that happen to a guy trying out what they called the gut buster. Slipped off his feet and when it hit him in the crotch he fell over like a chopped down tree.

Read your shirt, Eno.