Jeff Danziger for April 20, 2022

What a waste of laser light. He doesn’t need nearly that much.

Maybe he should try a meatgrinder.

A red laser will not do the job. He needs A medical microscope and forceps.

Oh, yeah. This one has the makings of a FINE Q-joke. Can you imagine what happens as the men involved discover that the lower level application has no effect and decide to get the HIGH POWER lasers involved. I can hardly wait!

People want to watch the world burn Tucker want to watch the scrot burn

… may not increase his testosterone but it will make him sterile…

Warning – do not watch video while drinking any beverage or it could end up on your screen.

https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-end-men-doc-mocked-homoerotic-1698482?amp=1

Well, he’s giving his fans something to talk about just about everyday!!! That’s what keeps him center stage!!!

Wait until he starts selling his FTucker Testes Toaster to the rubes who watch him.

his pathetic brain can be cut off of life support though….

Tucker Carlson, who spouts quack political opinions and misinformation regarding scientific and medical matters, seems to pick up on “colored light therapy.”

After electromagnetic radiation was discovered around the beginning of the 20th Century, all kinds of therapies were based on these mysterious waves. The true properties of those waves were not fully understood and that made them easily applicable in remedies offered by quacks. Invisible “healing rays” were claimed to emanate from electrical devices sold as miracle cures. Radio waves and low-level electric currents were considered useful for diagnosis and curative therapy of all kinds of diseases.

(Although modern doctors have built useful devices based on a deeper, and safer, technical understanding of radiation in medical procedures, early practitioners using simplistic devices of their own invention were basically quacks.)

One such use of radiation used colored lights lights in the visible part of the spectrum. Martin Gardner wrote of several men who used this questionable therapy [ Fads and Fallacies / In the Name Of Science] including Dinsah Pentanji Framji Ghadiali, who “‘discovered’ Spectro-Chrome Therapy… “ by which “…every ailment can be cured by proper diet plus colored lights of the right ‘intonation.’”

I wonder if Tucker Carlson is using light therapy derived from Spectro-Chrome, which has a current informational website. (FYI, Scarlet light supposedly increases sexual desire. That common laser pointer, carefully used might just do the trick! Not!)

“Tucker Carlson Says Manhood Revived by Exposing Male Parts to Red Laser.”

1) He has “male parts”?

2) I’m truly surprised that he “admitted” that it needed “reviving”.

3) Of course, there’s no way he would have used a blue laser light.

4) Too bad he didn’t mistake a taser for his laser.

5) I don’t care who he exposed them to; he should be arrested for that.

I’m thinking Tuckers Doctor goes Quack, Quack, Quack.

Who’s that supposed to be waiting in bed for him?

Tucker has once again given the comedians a lot of joy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kADAHqaNRgw&ab_channel=TheLateShowwithStephenColberthttps://www.primetimer.com/watch/seth-meyers-tucker-carlson-testicle-tanning

It cannot raise the dead….

Please, tell me that this is just a bad dream and that Americans are not this uneducated, ignorant, and gullible.

Thank you so much, Jeff………………patrick murphy, loony squiggles, montana bill, rikitikirussianbot, klemubermoron, ammosexuallydysfunctional, opspecial ed, JAwholikesbluegrass, jane b thinkin’ VERY ignorantlee, 60 rottenbuzzardbrains adhered to a scorching sidewalk, sammy ugly avatar, leonarddonk what do you think about this science?:

Just when you think that Tuck Buckerson CAN’T be more of a BLITHERING IDIOT, guess what??

HE DOES IT!!!!

A naked woman wants Tucker Carlson to come to bed? Disgusting!

Tucker, you can’t restore what you never had, boy.

Laser pointer is the only way they can find the shriveled thing.

Hey Carlson, it’s not the plane, it’s the pilot.

ewwww….

One day Tuck and friends will realize the sun and lasers will never defeat the emasculation of being a right-wing conservative Republican.

What he needs is a 10 KW Laser. That’ll wake up those little cherries.

weird place for a hammer & sickle

That cat’s gonna get more than your tongue!

Recommended by Dr. Oz.He’s a doctor.Right?Right?Yeah,right.Waaaaaay right.

Hope he burns it off…

Vlucker is oblivious to the homoeroticism in his schtick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kADAHqaNRgw

Wasn’t there some kind of thing about exposing your butt hole to sunlight for a certain amount of time each day? I remember a picture of a naked guy on top of a hill with his legs up in the air so the sun could shine where it normally wouldn’t. That was mocked as some sort of liberal gay thing. Oh, and don’t be surprised if the “documentary” turns out to be an infomercial for the sack tanner and some sort of MAGA food supplement.

Go for it, Tuck. Based on some of the stuff you’ve been saying, you definitely need a new hobby.

Get a real strong one burn a hole there, you dam dummy!

I would be funnier if that thing Tucker is holding was a light saber!

Look everyone!!!!

Coherent light meets incoherent dumbass!!!

Does he really want to shine a laser pointer on such a delicate part of his anatomy so near a cat?

HA HA! This is priceless, and so is the cat – cat’s not going after that laser dot … (kind of wish the cat would though)

Hahaha! I can picture him in the bathroom. It’s not a sight an old woman or a child should have to endure. All right, any woman or man. Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes.

I look forward to the news reports of not so slightly genius MAGA fans arriving at emergency rooms with more than braised balls from the wrong type of lasers and toasters (thanks Colbert)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kADAHqaNRgw

No, see; you gotta understand what’s going on here. Carlson made a bet with a friend that he could get stoopid Fox watchers to do ANYTHING. His friend took him up on it and bet him he couldn’t get his fans to fry their testicles with infrared light.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Thanks Paul Harvey.

Right wingers are vicious and lazy brain dead perves who want to believe whatever the lying GOP and FOX says.

He needs a laser to find that little thing for his Tucker Testicle Tanning.

Love the ‘tonite’ sign over the tissue box.

Well, there you have it.

We know he’s nuts.

We know he’s a dim bulb.

He had to reach this inevitable conclusion….

Not a good idea when the cat is around.

Tucker should point it at his shriveled brain!

That just goes to show how gullible most republicans are…

Maybe he’s trying out for a SNL hosting job.

So now we know what *ucker is REALLY concerned about.

Love the look on the cat’s face…

This Tucker Carlson piece is so absurdly ridiculous, but I think it might be more than. I watched as it starts out with President John F. Kennedy talking about the President’s Council on Physical Fitness. When I was a kid presidents had such a program to promote children’s health, and JFK expanded it to Address all Americans. It was innocent enough. Nothing political or silly.

But as Carlson’s clip went in, it became something similar to that which I’ve seen before in historical documentaries. With the bare chested men in shorts, working out, running and flexing, it looks a lot like the old movie clips from 1930s Germany. Goebbels ran a series of films urging Germans to work out, be the ‘Supreme’, the Nordic god for the Third Reich. I may be overreacting, or over imagining, but take a look and see if you agree. If so, this could be a very dangerous threat to this Nation.

As I also posted under the Clay Jones cartoon….

Dana Milbank has a marvelous take on Schmucker’s testicle-tanning:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/04/18/tucker-carlson-testicle-tanning-masculinity-wrong/

The last three sentences, in particular, are perfect:

“And though testosterone supplementation will indeed increase a man’s ’manly’ aggression, it will also reduce his fertility.

“Millions of Tucker Carlson viewers unable to reproduce? Maybe junk science isn’t all bad.”

Carlson has always been laughably stupid in addition to being completely dishonest. And, like all racists (including the trolls who post here), he is a worthless coward. But now I have to wonder if he is taking increasingly large doses of whichever drug destroyed the brain of Alex Jones. And, of course, Carlson is far worse than merely a dishonest cowardly racist buffoon. He is an apologist for foreign war criminals, and for domestic traitors . He is one of the worst pieces of walking manure anywhere on the planet.

might take more than that pointer to get that little thing up

It is interesting how threatened a certain crowd feels about their masculinity. And this goes way back. There’s no grift more reliable than promises to restore a waning manhood. If you’re interested in medical quackery, there’s a goldmine of it on this topic alone. The idea of shining lights on it isn’t even new; that goes back about a century. Interesting to see it revived now. It’s also the reason why vasectomies were first introduced; the thinking was it would preserve a man’s vital forces, causing those forces to be recycled and therefore concentrated instead of being emitted. This is, of course, ridiculous, but people went for it — even respectable physicians who were, at the time, busy hunting down charlatans like Dr Brinkley, the notorious Goat Gland Doctor. (Really, if you are interested in male potency woo, DEFINITELY look that guy up. His story is insane.) Then there’s the Orgone Accumulator; apparently there are even still people buying into that nonsense. Tons of pharmaceutical supplements, exercise regimens, devices, and more, all promising to make you more of a man. It’s a very pernicious industry.

good

LOLOL — Most Excellent Jeff; depicts his idiocy perfectly — LOLOL

1) There is a laser in Tucker’s hand. 2) There is a cat in the room.

hmmm…..wonder what the next frame looks like??

Republicans will believe and do anything except for the right thing.

In their story about this, The Washington Post had a great conclusion: “Millions of Tucker Carlson viewers unable to reproduce? Maybe junk science isn’t all bad.”

My nurses think I’ve lost my marbles. I needed the laugh. ICU is grim.

He might wanna be careful there – we all know what cats do when they see laser pointers…

I was hoping someone here might try to explain just wtf Carlson was on about.

tee hee

The cat. The good wife. Signs of our times.